Majored in Retirement

2 girls that decided it’s not so bad to take some time to yourself before the “rest of your life”. follow us on insta for 😅 memes @majoredinretirement

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

@LeosYumYumTruck Mansfield pls 🫶🏼💕✨🍦🍧🍨🙏🏼

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

@LeosYumYumTruck please come to Mansfield 🫶🏼✨💕🍦🍨🍧

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

@LeosYumYumTruck Can you come to Mansfield

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

Why do I feel like I buy an aquaphor every time I leave the house

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

@djkhaled ball boy 👏🏼👏🏼

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

PRAY 4 EMBIID

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

Asahd courtside is everything

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

One simple question: have you done your push ups today? #SBC (Steves Boot Camp).

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

@SlackHQ just wanted us to have a longer weekend #slack #slackisdown

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

#euphoria Sundays are the new PLL Thursday

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume

me: yes that's when i didn't have a job

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

Punxsutawney Phil this morning

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

Would love to chat with Punxsutawney Phil...we have all had enough of winter

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

Can Punxsutawney Phil like chill #GroundhogDay

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

I would like to speak to the manager at @Venmo @VenmoSupport

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

I miss high school bathrooms…there was so much character

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

@beccamorgann you know our answer!

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

@binchcity Bumper cars was always my fav

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

When you hear someone drop something in the apartment above you do you ever wonder what it is? Just me?

[Majored in Retirement @retiredgrads]

Maddy Perez would've loved the crackled nail polish phase