Lisa Holm

Waiting for middle age to live up to the hype.

Music keeps my heart beating. TV is an addiction I can't put down.

[Craigonetweetwonder @craigflynn1]

Highs R Us #NewWeedDispensaryNames

[Big Dad Energy @BigDadEnergy1]

Weed the people #NewWeedDispensaryNames

[keith @tchrquotes]

[Shipwreck diary]
Day 1: Luckily the ship has enough food for 3 months. Longer if I ration well.
Day 2: I am out of food.

[Lisa Holm @retiredlisa]

@tchrquotes @IngSocBob Day 3: Don't bring weed next time.

[Lisa Holm @retiredlisa]

@SethFromThe716 Poor Smash Mouth. I'm sure they had the best of intentions.

[Molly Ligon @mollyligonn]

#BailMeOutIJust l just laid down the boogie and played that funky music till they all died

[Lisa Holm @retiredlisa]

#BailMeOutIJust sent back the amuse bouche. #PsychoChef

[Lisa Holm @retiredlisa]

#BailMeOutIJust got too high before my kid's Chuck E Cheese birthday party. #ScreamingKids #TraumaTrigger

[Lisa Holm @retiredlisa]

A great story about a man with a passion for tacos.
[Work in Progress] 22: Finger Lickin'
https://t.co/XNHwjpo3Eh via @PodcastAddictpodcast

[Lisa Holm @retiredlisa]

@KeeganHirst Just heard your story on Work In Progress. I was holding my breath at a couple points. All good things to you!

[Lisa Holm @retiredlisa]

@Johnsense38 Apostropheless is an awesome word.

[Lisa Holm @retiredlisa]

Sometimes eating yummy asparagus isn't worth the deadly asparagus gas. I want to kick me out of bed. The cat sniffed and left. #farts

[Lisa Holm @retiredlisa]

@BeesBackyard I found a beetle in the hallway where I used to work. It looked lethargic, so I gave it a piece of plum. It ate everything but the skin.

[Lisa Holm @retiredlisa]

@enlightenedbugs @IngSocBob @BeesBackyard I love beetles too! Will you marry me?

[Lisa Holm @retiredlisa]

Seven chapters, all available for binging. Your mind will be blown. https://t.co/O5y0AlCQST

[S-Town Podcast @stownpodcast]

"You should probably start listening now before somebody spoils the twist." #STown https://t.co/mdbFdAeEIy

[Lisa Holm @retiredlisa]

@Hawaiianimages @IngSocBob Love nudibranches! When I was on Tumblr this was the kind of thing I reposted. There's no end to the variations.

[🔙 Just Jules 🔚 @JulesWhovian]

#MyBackupPlanIs a blanket fort, Reese's, pizza, and movies. There's extra space. Applications accepted between noon and three.

[Maxine Waters @RepMaxineWaters]

I am a strong black woman. I cannot be intimidated, and I'm not going anywhere. #BlackWomenAtWork

[Lisa Holm @retiredlisa]

@JesseThorn Your eccentricities know no bounds.