Retirement Problems

Live update from the loony bin aka the retirement home

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#iwasthinkin that this bottle of Vodka would wake up some of the people in this home.

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I'm guessing you'll regret not giving me more valium when you find out i urinated in your bed. #retirementproblems

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fucking useless people in this home #retirement

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I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!

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Retirement, when every day is Saturday!

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I hate my life #retirementproblems

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wheel chair #retirementproblems

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I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped! I want valium! #retirementproblems

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When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house you know you are retired #retirement

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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. #retirementproblems

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I drink to make other people interesting

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I guess I don’t mind so much being old, as I mind being fat and old #retirement

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Where did i put those valiums? #Retirementproblems

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Am i the only one who still knows my own name in this place? #retirementproblems

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Is this thing called incontinence a permanent thing? #retirementproblems

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I'm aging #retirementproblems

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One of the perks with getting old is the wight loss. I've never been so skinny. #Retirementproblems

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I hate the smell of old people #retirementproblems

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People in her keep dying #retirementproblems

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My wheelchair keeps stalling #retirementproblems