Andy Jones

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@SW_Trains got on train@Waterloo 4 Wandsworth town&it didn't stop until Richmond.not clear where trains leaving Waterloo are going

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@mountanvil hi - do you know who freeholder is for Copperlight in Wandsworth? Thanks

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@POferriesupdate hi, is the 5.45pm Calais to Dover ferry delayed by 20mins? Thanks.

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@FCDad10 @BBCSport I don't respond to media speculation.

[FC Dad @FCDad10]

Pleased to announce that our captain for 2015, leading us to Barcelona, is @retox34.

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@SLDNSharks @ameretrifle @15_Bucks @GoldPhin7 @BlueMoonBez @FCDad10 @SeppBlatter Sepp & I have both been nominated in a democratic election!

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@SLDNSharks @ameretrifle @15_Bucks thanks to all the fans

[South London Sharks @SLDNSharks]

@ameretrifle @15_Bucks unfortunately, despite @retox34 not knowing the name of the team he nominally plays for, he did take the award.

[FC Dad @FCDad10]

RT "@tSTransfer: reports coming out of Turkey tonight that @retox34 has failed his medical at Besiktas, his glass knees deemed too risky."

[Budapest 5-a-side Football @BudapestFives]

Finishing GROUP C

...Old Man Hortor Revivals (Eng)
LITS (Eng)
@FCDad10 (Eng)
FC Radbroke (Eng)
Argentina (Arg)
Budapest Celtic Tigers (Hun)

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@BlueMoonBez @calumjones23 @FCDad10 nope def not me. I would not book anything that late and also haven't booked anything for next Tuesday

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@BlueMoonBez @calumjones23 @FCDad10 #stalker

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@calumjones23 @BlueMoonBez @FCDad10 also still walking down escalators

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@calumjones23 @BlueMoonBez @FCDad10 haha yes. I am saving myself for European football to ensure I am fit.

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@BlueMoonBez yes, still no response from @LifestyleSerGrp even though paid £100 excess.Rubbish service.Think they are all on holiday 4 XMAS!

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@LifestyleSerGrp sent me phone locked to wrong network and 10 working days to replace! Joke. #shitservice!

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@15_Bucks @BlueMoonBez @PimlicoTandoori @ameretrifle can't believe they have a twitter account. Need to book flights first thought Bez!

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@15_Bucks @BlueMoonBez lost in taxi after xmas do. When we doing Pim tandoori next???

[Andy Jones @retox34]

@BlueMoonBez I am in France back on 28th. 2nd works for me

[FC Dad @FCDad10]

It's Dadmas day. Thanks to @boroughmarket bound @churnley & @retox34 for once again assuming culinary duties.