Janice

[Turgid Verse @gullyvuhr]

Now that lettuce is trying to kill me, I just want to say that those oreos in the pantry would never give me explosive diarrhea.

[Janice @retresor]

Apparently hooking up with me counts as being with an "older guy"

[Hot Mess Homeschool Mom @hotmesshomeschl]

Can confirm.

[𝕯arƙ @darkronicle]

some of you never had to hide your feelings from the world growing up and it shows

[Janice @retresor]

Don't tell me what day to post what part.

[Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart]

You can tell a lot about someone by the way they drive. I, for example, target the weak

[Janice @retresor]

Oops, too cute. ❤️

[Janice @retresor]

Getchoo a dog that matches your speakers.

[Queen City Curmudgeon @MisterX2U]

Check on your big tittied friends, it’s hot and they’re miserable

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

Give her cheese and tell her she's pretty it ain't that fucking hard

[Turgid Verse @gullyvuhr]

a one night stand but i just come over and pet your dog.

[Janice @retresor]

The standoff between me and my 1.5 year old dog every day.

[Janice @retresor]

Been trying to show this girl the movies of my youth and she won't focus. Kids these days...

[OleSaintPat @OleSaintPat]

whoever is writing my lore needs to relax

[Janice @retresor]

Everyone has a few red flags, I say we throw them at each other, then see if they catch fire.

[OleSaintPat @OleSaintPat]

a silly nerd who is a perverted freak

[Big Daddy Jonesy 🇨🇦 @CartoonJonesy]

A threesome, but it’s just me with two other me’s, because I know how to do that thing I like

[Janice @retresor]

@50centsless Samesies.

[Janice @retresor]

@OleSaintPat

[Janice @retresor]

You probably wouldn't judge my pile of records and roku screen saver if you could see the back of this skirt.

[Janice @retresor]

Made up a genre of movies called Eastern Westerns to fuck with dudes on tinder tonight, so don't tell me girls don't have fun hobbies.