R3tr0 ♠

I understand it now 🍷

[-valar morghulis- @eldivine]

We are currently training our second cohort of @risevest Academy. Monthly stipends, 12 months intense curriculum, taught by my team's lead engineers. There is no golden handcuff, no mandate to work for us.

What there are are options to walk away after training, work for @risevest or stay on and work on additional training projects for pay.

You have to be willing to plant trees you won't directly get the shade from.

[R3tr0 ♠ @retro_munachi]

Push-Pull-Squat, 10-5-10

If they switch off the device, it starts ringing again whenever it comes in until they do it

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

Who wants this? Push ups, squats, any exercise you want. I can build it as a fun project for the community.

[R3tr0 ♠ @retro_munachi]

Plot twist: The entire 40K Warhammer universe exists because the Orks believe it does.

The day they stop believing, everything including Chaos Gods and Workshop Studios ends and is forgotten.

Yeah. Needed to get that heresy off my chest

[R3tr0 ♠ @retro_munachi]

I don't need AI features in everything. I just want normal tech stuff

Is that too hard to ask for?!!!!

[R3tr0 ♠ @retro_munachi]

@damnsec1 @wrdjsn Dennis mention

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

This week marks International Men's Week 2026.

I started to put together this thread last week & this morning - I have all my thoughts together.

From one man to another,

From the core of my heart to yours,

From the recognition of my struggles to yours,

I share this:

[R3tr0 ♠ @retro_munachi]

@damnsec1 Zorin. You'll probably never consider Mint again

[Olúmáyòwá.dev @akintunero]

Cisco ThousandEyes - A Deep Technical Exploration of End-to-End Network Observability
https://t.co/J5t3tEVIAH

cc: @CiscoChampion

#cisco #ciscochampion #ciscothousandeyes #monitoring #observability

[R3tr0 ♠ @retro_munachi]

Don't let Paul Graham see this

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"

[Julian Dumebi Duru @julian__duru]

https://t.co/47keK0m7uN

[R3tr0 ♠ @retro_munachi]

I haven't checked any portfolio in weeks and I refuse to do so till July

I'm not stressing my poor heart at all

[R3tr0 ♠ @retro_munachi]

@damnsec1 What part of Lagos is this?

[R3tr0 ♠ @retro_munachi]

@knightofdelta I don't even see the sense in doing so

"Oh, I'm enjoying my marriage so much. Let me bring it to a place filled with negative people so they can ruin the good feeling I have. That should be fun"

[Zarathustra of Finance @knightofdelta]

The energy that emanates from gratitude is quiet. It whispers and it can only be felt deeply at the soul level.

The energy from anger, pain, and sorrow is loud, strident. It sucks up all the energy in the room, leaving none for gratitude. Broken marriages are analyzed for days and broadcasted across multiple podcasts with the negative energy intact. It is so loud is drowns out the quiet whisper of gratitude that is felt by happily married people.

But do you want to know how the Internet treats happily married people? Ask the lady who woke up at 04:00 to cook for her husband, and you might just get a glimpse of why happily married couples choose to stay quiet.

They are everywhere around you. You just don’t notice them.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

He better speak with Text to Speech

[Eric Gugua @eric_gugua]

Why do you feel the need to fill every awkward silence with conversation?

Explain it to me like I’m a child. Whyyyy??

[R3tr0 ♠ @retro_munachi]

@knightofdelta @Ssaasquatch A great time was had ✌🏾

[R3tr0 ♠ @retro_munachi]

@Ssaasquatch I enjoyed every moment. It was really nice hearing your approach to some situations and questions you answered 🍷

[Zarathustra of Finance @knightofdelta]

The MentorshipX U30 and the the MentorshipX 30+ met for the first time in the same room yesterday. And there was fireworks with @Ssaasquatch

You cannot be in the same room with this people and be ashamed of what nature and God have put in you. Not possible.

[Boys Without Borders Nigeria @BWB_NG]

It feels difficult to say “Happy Children’s Day” when children are still going missing and growing up in fear.

Children deserve safety and the freedom to simply be children.

Today, we hold space for every child whose innocence has been interrupted too soon.

#ChildrensDay #BWB