Retro Boobs

Art. Technology. Literature. Also some parenting here and there. Family of doodlers. OH AND THAT HONK SHIRT

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my daughter came home crying in frustration from her art class today because they had to come up with a shirt design that had social impact and everyone else made political statements and all she could come up with was this and it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen

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@BadLipReading and here’s me thinking Dave Don’t Snore was doing well with 300,000 streams.

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@NathanKress did you just post a spoiler

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@JohnBoyega staying safe in my kitchen drinkin me some moderate beer while the kid sleeps upstairs. rock and roll yo

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I realised I’m officially 40 now because I just watched 3 and something hours of the Irishman on Netflix and through the most of it I was just thinking about what could have been the problem with Robert DeNiro’s truck.

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when I was 8 my friend and I went into the garden shed to hunt “Critters” after seeing the movie. and holy crap did we shit our pants and run back wailing into the house when we came face to face with my dad’s chimney brush

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@jamieeast a pom pom off a walker’s hat

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all you Natasha31206 and mike47642’s you know you can actually edit your twitter handle right?

> Settings & Privacy
> Account
> Username
> Update Username

you’re welcome

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my daughter’s art class were given the task of designing a shirt that made a social impact. everybody else made some deep meaningful statement. this was hers

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@UniversalPics @DolittleMovie who’s playing the gorilla?

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my daughter was so upset because she was told her shirt idea sucked, what the hell is wrong with the world when this is obviously the best thing the world has ever seen. imagine not knowing your own power

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@KateRoyce76 haha, I see that we need to play that! it’s here https://t.co/GW57Selg4P

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my daughter came home crying in frustration from her art class today because they had to come up with a shirt design that had social impact and everyone else made political statements and all she could come up with was this and it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen

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please not Boris.

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what do we all call it when the person on the other end of the phone cuts you off to ask WHAT? before you finished saying it.

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does... does honk have a slang meaning? or am I just being a boomer?

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I’m going to print a batch if anyone’s interested. they are at https://t.co/GW57Selg4P 🦆

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@jamieeast this season of The Crown really sucks

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@AccidentalP god that personal space deficiency

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@AccidentalP ☝🏼

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The official Terminator track list sounds like @alanpartridge giving a quick breakdown of the whole movie 😂 #Terminator @Schwarzenegger

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@JoshMalerman stop telling us about it, you’ll lose the interest to surprise us with it and it will become forgotten under a pile of takeout menus and envelopes