Superboy

The best Kon around. better than Akon, comic con, and King Kon..g. Old School boy trying to make it in the modern world. #HawaiianBeast #DCRP #MVRP #Dreamboat

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

Hey It’s:
The Metropolis Kid.
AKA Kon-El.
AKA Superboy.
AKA the Dimension Jumping, Time Traveling, King Of Cool, & hero-Extraordinaire of Metropolis.

//Experienced.
Literate. Fluent in 90s Lingo.
All around quality.

RT and Follow, Wontcha?
#DCRP #Superboy #RetroisBestro

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

I’ve never seen anything more true... but also, gotta hand it to me! I’m getting this texting thing https://t.co/D4Bjl7SGYp

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

another #totally #sick #boner!

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

This ain’t your daddy’s comics, bad boy. https://t.co/ORrlrQbhvD

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

@TheSiderealPyre @ShadesOfLantern So maybe I’m a bit jealous of people with a little quiet.. but that’s good. I’m glad everything’s alright. That’s better than things exploding all the time, right?..

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

@TheSiderealPyre @ShadesOfLantern *Kon rubs his cheek as he leans onto the bench-like surface before his window. His gaze once again rising to meet hers, a snort leaving his lips* It’s like bein’ Indiana Jones, ya think the last adventure was great? Wait till ya see the next one.. adventuring is tiring though..-

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

*sneezes* https://t.co/LATSmWa1Gg

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

//https://t.co/ghrot5ivjU
^ because everyone should experience this song.

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

Just space babes doing what spaces do~

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

We’re space babes rescuing space babes across the universe, because that’s what babes do. https://t.co/PpIkPbVTdP

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

Figured that I come when the whole world is asleep... I’m slowly turning into Batman.. *with a scoff and a zip of his leather jacket, he was off. Walking down Metropolis’ main boulevard with a scowl at the chilly wind pushing through the city*

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

@TheSiderealPyre @ShadesOfLantern While but he’s probably fine. The space babes keep on getting finer. And I keep on staying the same, I guess. *He snorts, running a gloved hand through messy curls* How’s the uh.. baby business going?..

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

@TheSiderealPyre You have no idea where these peepers have gotten me.. *he mumbles as he looks out one of the apartments wide windows. It was weird that their meetings were always in this old place. This room.. “the Room”.* they’re all alright I guess, I haven’t seen ol @ShadesOfLantern in a—

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

It’s Commander Space Babe now actually. But you can be my trusty Captain! https://t.co/uFdubMP1Vo

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

wanna laurel your yanny

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

Spaceballs was the pinnacle of filmmaking.

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

Legs, Legs, Legs~

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

*Biting his lip, kon closed his left eye as he “cocked” his finger gun and “shot” her* https://t.co/3fttiqf3Ie

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

Did someone say #TacoTuesday?..

[Superboy @RetroboyKonEL]

//I used a short too. Crucify me