Robert Berry

Comedian, author, and creator of retroCRUSH

[Robert Berry @retrocrush]

Why did Rory hate Baby Spice?

[Robert Berry @retrocrush]

@Jason_Priestley I loved you in Coldblooded. Any idea why it's not on any streaming platform. Such a ridiculously awesome movie.

[Robert Berry @retrocrush]

@evandorkin So thrilled to find these! I had a shirt from 92 that I lost and this just made my day! Longtime fan.

[Robert Berry @retrocrush]

Cum / Cumulus

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cult / Culture

[Robert Berry @retrocrush]

@PaulStanleyLive "Ladies and gentlemen... I know you're here to rock. But before we rock. I think it's time for me to set the record straight about my feelings on the trans community..."

[Robert Berry @retrocrush]

Florida just passed a law that requires all episodes of M*A*S*H* to have the Klinger scenes deleted.

[Robert Berry @retrocrush]

Ain't nothing wrong sitting with Ann Phoong!!!!

[HOF @HOFisbetter]

Let’s play the Sacramento version of…

“Which table you sitting at??” 🤔👀

[Robert Berry @retrocrush]

Whoah! There's a scene in Cocaine Bear where he snorts a line off a raccoon's tits!

[Robert Berry @retrocrush]

"Did you hear Richard Belzer died?"

"From Homicide?"

"No, natural causes..."

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Hey @hbomax the subtitles for Marc Maron's special aren't timed right and end up spoiling the punch lines too early. Do better.

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@abughazalehkat None of those jokes even make sense. It's just random blather.

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@NoContextBrits I really don't know why but the word "supper" sounds so stupid to me. My father in law used it sincerely and it would always make me wince. "Shut the fuck up, Oliver Twist!" It's like someone's doing old timey cosplay. It's as bad as someone spelling shop "shoppe."

[Punch Line Sacramento @PunchLineSac]

The Sacramento showcase is taking place, January 18th ‼️ Hosted by @retrocrush & featuring @jmeanz @Ohthatsbecky @Shannon72146525 and many more 👶 catch this hot lineup and get your tickets today ➡️https://t.co/ueU90vvojp 🔗

[Robert Berry @retrocrush]

I'm a big fan of comedian clips making fun of how somebody looks that's never shown on camera.

Comic: "Oh man... That shirt and hat makes you look like an upside down elephant sucking on a Christmas ham!"

Me: "hahaha... Nailed it ... I suppose"

[Robert Berry @retrocrush]

@MattGubser I'm promoting suicide shows. I have several scheduled cause I'm not that good at it.