ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

the l in exol stands for lesbian

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @retrocursed]

"este porro no sube"
cinco minutos después:

[godsof94 @damesnpeacocks]

“almost screamed but I am a woman with proficient intelligence and decision-making skills so I just kept my mouth shut and screamed internally.”

I know this feelings so well😭

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @retrocursed]

"I fell asleep waiting for midnight with the cake just sitting there outside the fridge" was the best part of the live hands down.

[godsof94 @damesnpeacocks]

Going to march to SK and delete that grey filter from every device they have

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @retrocursed]

Jongin coming back from the trenches just when my favorite band announces they're giving up touring for good...

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @retrocursed]

"lack of air conditioning" EN SANTANDER señora es usted un pingüino???? "weird hours" porque las tiendas tienen un horario y no abren los domingos yo me desorino

[Andrew Hammel @AndrewHammel1]

1/ American woman moves to Spain and eventually gets fed up with the lousy cuisine, weird hours, lack of air-conditioning, etc. For American expats, Spain is in the "uncanny valley" -- it looks like a functioning country, but it's not quite there.
https://t.co/QtNK6xNKF9

[𓄃ᛉSyndikatt☭📕🇸🇻 @fifth_syndikatt]

me asf

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @retrocursed]

Por qué parece un maniquí de un negocio con un nombre tipo Novedades La Moderna o Modas Eloísa.

[🇵🇸 جُلنار @julnarpom]

The world allowed Israel to create a standard of attacking hospitals and kicking out patients and torturing medical staff as a war strategy. The whole world will face the consequences of this precedent.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @retrocursed]

And ftr most people who came up all "hello I need help I have no idea what to do" were lovely and I didn't mind one bit!

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @retrocursed]

This happened several times a day when I worked at the post office.

[VOIDFILL🕳️ @SOPROSOCIAL]

Just overheard a guy at the post office walk up to the counter and say “hey so I’ve never sent mail before”

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @retrocursed]

@dalsocunt @vampireaeri I mean... yeah? Femme is specifically a lesbian label. Do you mean fem as in short for feminine? Cause that's a different term and then the answer is no.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @retrocursed]

@dalsocunt @vampireaeri They said dyke not butch!

[dog boy molloy @armandscholar]

idgaf if Assad employed or not between filming. I hope they keep him in a clamshell like a pearl. That’s what I would do.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @retrocursed]

The cavalcade of the magi is the best christmas tradition, it's like a cosplay contest for the locals.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @retrocursed]

All art is political!

[🖇️🔞 @atticwifes]

that one time a jp user pointed out they identified where an omegaverse fic came from because the difference in a/b/o written in east asian vs north american a/b/o was that healthcare for omegas was free in one of them and was too expensive to afford for the other 😭

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @retrocursed]

So basically what I'm gathering from all the nosferatu discourse is that the normies yearn for ao3.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @retrocursed]

Una distopía positiva gallega en portugués a ritmo de kpop novelado. Creo que me está dando un ictus.

[Isabel Rei Samartim🎗 @isabelreibr]

"Unha historia apta para todos os públicos e incluso unha lectura para ser traballada nas aulas" Rosa Maria Cid Galante https://t.co/BMcYfbIdpP

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @retrocursed]

@1goodtern Etymological origin and meaning are not interchangeable, though. Or do you think people are talking about a religious celebration when they say they're going to the seaside on holiday?

[Noname @I00IlOOl]

저스티스 안무 겁나쫀득하게 잘춤ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ