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[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This is modern-day Shakespeare

[faemoose @Faemoose]

16 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[izzy 🌻 @izzypaw_]

everyone please start making cringe bad art again im so serious

[Seniørb0i @Seniorb0i]

@japan_nobunaga “the beaver is not a mascot. The beaver is a saint.”

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[中曾根 @Uehara_2104_]

skebありがとうございます

[Blue 🏳️‍⚧️ @bluefolf]

I LOVE THIS SIGN 🏳️‍⚧️

[xenrax @xenrax]

I'm keeping the brands in check. @voicemod @msiUSA

[Captain Dieselbeard @CoolGladiator15]

@AngryBirds

[Tex @Texfolfy_]

*pees on you*

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[Trinity Night🔞 @trinitynight_]

Finished Commission for my friend Olive on discord. 💙✨

[retro @retrofox_64]

@CosmoDaFox What’s up guy it’s retrofox64 here

[YCH DOG @Wonivero]

He's so proud of it

[🌸KIRI🌸 @rednroge]

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