Retrograded Life

Exvangelical• Agnostic • Demi • Her | \ ˈre-trə-ˌgrād : c : occurring or performed in a direction opposite to the normal

[Retrograded Life @retrogradedlife]

In all my years, why have I never heard this joke. This is *chef’s kiss*

[Tin Doom 😑 @PajamaStew]

I may regret sharing this, but I have a very personal story I would like to tell. I hope it doesn't get too long... Anyway...

I was 20 years old when I was sent to erase a man from existence and became haunted by him.

[Retrograded Life @retrogradedlife]

@XianJaneway Everybodyduck. 😂 so cringe https://t.co/74e5iJPpr3

[elaine su | 苏依泠 @elainesoup]

I do equity & bias reviews for kids books & mostly I get hired to read for race & gender issues. But there is one area of representation that I flag in almost every book I review.

We need more fat people in kids books.

CW: fatphobia & body shaming

[Retrograded Life @retrogradedlife]

Dose 1. Be kind to folks. You don’t know their why.

[NPR @NPR]

The persistent meowing of a black cat named Piran led search crews to find his 83-year-old owner after she fell down a 70-foot ravine in England.
https://t.co/TZajwsLxyD

[Retrograded Life @retrogradedlife]

@BeninBiloxi It already did. He had his abused wife committed, divorced her, and married the church secretary. His followers don’t give a fuck.

[Brené Brown @BreneBrown]

I believe you and I stand with you.

[L.A. Public Library @LAPublicLibrary]

Don't mess with The Linda Lindas.

Watch the full concert: https://t.co/Usv7HJ1lLR

[Retrograded Life @retrogradedlife]

Hugs to everyone that finds this day painful for one reason or another.

[Rachael Denhollander @R_Denhollander]

I don’t even know where to begin with what we need to learn from this situation with Josh Duggar. If you haven’t paid attention to updates, you should, because it is a glaring example of the problems we have in our legal system, and especially in conservative culture.

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[Retrograded Life @retrogradedlife]

@JensenKarp Giving me Willy Winka vibes.

[Retrograded Life @retrogradedlife]

I cannot wait for live music! Sticking with grocery/food delivery. Can I pick to go margaritas too?

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

What’s one thing you’re most excited to change back to how it was, and one thing that actually you might stick with.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

when I say “ten years ago” I’m either referring to 1990 or last March and you’ll simply have to guess which

[Retrograded Life @retrogradedlife]

I had to google what time it is to see if my time changed automatically or not. I do this every time. Remember when there was a number you could call for the time and the temperature?

[Ben Stephens @stephens_ben]

I wonder if the brown-eyed girl *does* remember when she and Van M used to sing 'Sha la la la la la la la la la la di da.'

And I wonder if she's like, 'Man, that was a pretty weird time in my life.'

[Retrograded Life @retrogradedlife]

How does every Bill Murray movie feel like he’s just in a documentary of his life and not playing a character?

[Retrograded Life @retrogradedlife]

Covid tests are not so bad. Being sick sucks. Rapid test is negative, quarantined until results of the more accurate longer test. Thankful for a supportive partner from a safe distance. Thank you @MesonicCashew

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Hi, it's me, your neighborhood reasonable adult. I heard Dr. Seuss books were "banned" in a Virginia school district, which surprised me! So, I did what any reasonable adult would do with internet access: I looked it up to get official details. (thread)