Claire Leavey (parody) 🇺🇦

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[Claire Leavey (parody) 🇺🇦 @retrometroco]

Behold, America: my affordable English eggs and Scottish smoked salmon.

Enjoy the borscht.

And fuck Trump.

#TrumpIsARussianAsset #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #Trumpflation #TrumpTariffs

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Whooooaaaaaaa did a sitting member of congress just imply the President of the United States is compromised by foreign governments?

Sure did sound like it. 👀

[Claire Leavey (parody) 🇺🇦 @retrometroco]

@davidishere @juliet_turner6 We are still routinely paid less, often paying out thousands to raise our children, and sometimes also dragging a full-grown human male behind us too, because... men.

[Claire Leavey (parody) 🇺🇦 @retrometroco]

@SanguineChester @RachelMoiselle Motherhood is the brief window, dickhead. We might get pushed out of the workplace when we have kids, but we fight to get back in. PS: Using AI to draft something that makes you sound vaguely sane is not the flex you imagine.

[MarkA. @marvistasurfer]

@Jim_Jordan hahahahahahahahahahaha, pretty funny for a jack ass like you SEND IN THE CLOWN, the Trump Crime family continues to steal from America

[Donamaria 🇮🇹🇺🇸 @FraidNotz]

@Jim_Jordan It depends on who you ask...

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

And she says this with a straight face and a cross around her neck😳😳😳

[Mara🍒 @wydmara]

Can we have this button fuckng everywhere

[Claire Leavey (parody) 🇺🇦 @retrometroco]

@ShabanaMahmood @WeAreFairCop Good! Thank you! I spoiled my ballot in every single vote. Absolute waste of everybody's cash and time. A really positive move.

[Tim O'Brien @TimOBrien]

Epstein described Trump as a “dirty” businessman who was “borderline insane,” untrustworthy and worse in “real life and upclose” than the image he sought to portray to the public.
https://t.co/qMG0pUB18r

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

‼️ Russia may have received kompromat on Trump from Epstein

A year before his death, Jeffrey Epstein attempted to reach out to the Russian Foreign Ministry to pass information about Donald Trump to Sergey Lavrov and Vladimir Putin, Politico reports, citing Epstein’s correspondence released by U.S. Democrats.

Epstein wrote to former Council of Europe Secretary General Thorbjørn Jagland, asking him to “suggest to Putin” that Lavrov contact him directly. Jagland replied that he would meet with Lavrov’s aide the next day and “pass along the proposal.” Whether the contact actually happened remains unknown.

The emails also show that Epstein discussed Trump with Vitaly Churkin, Russia’s former Permanent Representative to the UN.

Meanwhile, Democrats have released new documents from the Epstein case, claiming that Trump allegedly knew about the financier’s crimes and even spent several hours in the same house as one of his victims. The White House calls this “another attempt to smear the president.”

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Remember when Pam Bondi invited a bunch of low-wattage MAGA scamfluencers to the White House to give them the Super Secret Totally Real Epic Epstein Files Volume I before flipping and leading the biggest government coverup since Watergate?

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

The dog that hasn’t barked.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Prince Andrew is no longer a prince because of his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein.

Tick fucking tock, orange man.

[Andrew Orlowski @AndrewOrlowski]

Generative AI was scratchcards for VCs

[Claire Leavey (parody) 🇺🇦 @retrometroco]

@RestIsPolitics @Google @RoryStewartUK @campbellclaret @GoogleUK Despicable.

[Joanna Cuddle @joannacuddle]

@RestIsPolitics @RoryStewartUK @campbellclaret @GoogleUK What a fucking nightmare, and I say this as someone with a degree in AI. The government should NOT under any circumstances be using a LLM to summarise and categorise data because IT. MAKES. THINGS. UP. This will end with councils getting sued due to inaccuracies generated by LLM.

[Claire Leavey (parody) 🇺🇦 @retrometroco]

@deadlights313 @phughes76340646 @PressSec @BBCNews @GBNEWS We're Hobbits smoking pipes in our tiny villages, haven't you heard? 🙄

[Matthew Stadlen @MatthewStadlen]

@PressSec @BBCNews @GBNEWS Who needs satire when Donald Trump’s White House tries to call out fake news.

[Claire Leavey (parody) 🇺🇦 @retrometroco]

@PressSec @BBCNews @GBNEWS BBC News is just fine. People resigned because they have a moral compass. You fascist lying bastards wiil BE resigned, and sooner than you think.

[Claire Leavey (parody) 🇺🇦 @retrometroco]

@bbcmtd Your evening bulletin today just said that Hallow is 'in the Malvern Hills'. DESPICABLE. I bet whoever wrote that could do a PhD on Kashmir but gets the collywobbles if they get as far as Bromsgrove. Your disdain for your own viewers is palpable.