Capybara

VfL Wolfsburg • Gaming • Tech

[Capybara @retroniccs]

@CultureCrave It's simple: Offer games exclusively on Xbox consoles for 6 months or a year, and only release them on PC afterward. No more games for PlayStation, and business will be back on track (of course, the exclusives have to be as good as Forza, Halo, Call of Duty, etc.).

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@DisneyStudios The squirrel had sex

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5.) 🚀Space Ballerina (SpaceX):
"To the Moon" is a thing of the past. She's coordinating the mission to Mars.

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A thread.
If tech apps were superheroes:

1.)📨G-Male (Google Gmail):
Special Ability - Reminds you every second that you still have 45,295 unread emails. But you still like him

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4.) 🔊Spoofy Fly (Spotify):
No matter what mood you're in, he's always there for you with the right music

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@tunguz

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@summergamefest Absolutely no one wants destiny

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@VfL_Wolfsburg

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Threads is the place to be now

X aka. Twitter is a ghost town 🥀

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@Polymarket No one will use such a bullsh*t

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@alphafox Content thief get outta here

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See no difference #halo

[EPP Group @EPPGroup]

The EPP Group calls for reversing the planned 2035 combustion engine ban and adopting a technology-neutral approach to decarbonising road transport. This is being proposed in a long-awaited report on CO2 emission standards for cars by EPP Group vice-chair @MaxSalini MEP. Salini will present his report to the European Parliament’s environment and climate committee today. As Parliament’s rapporteur, Salini proposes scrapping the planned ban currently foreseen for 2035.

“We want to decarbonise road transport by using all available technologies. It does not make sense to tie ourselves rigidly to a single technology. I propose a pragmatic change of direction to adapt the current regulation to the socio-economic realities of the automotive industry. This will not lower our environmental ambitions, while also guaranteeing citizens freedom of choice,” said Salini.

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@MaverickGames We need a brother who’s a match for Bowie Knife 99; I hope he’s in your game😂

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@FrowzySquirrel

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@SalifAkintola @Trobbbyyy schlaf am besten direkt draußen, denn Fenster auf kipp bezweckt nix mehr

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@AbdullayevEs @summergamefest Yeah announcement of Trailer 3 bro ...

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@BiancoDavinci