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24, jack of all trades master of one

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@uncledoomer 12 beer pre workout

[doomer @uncledoomer]

because a single serving of 12 beers is 2400 calories

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@ILikeTheFA You can

[stygian @stygianbroker]

At least we got the cleanest pico top post in history

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Sell in may was indeed the play

[R (Jesus Mode) 🌎 @GrandTheftAutz]

Yeah this is a banger lol

[Charlie @btc_charlie]

GM

Now you no longer have to imagine.

Any questions?

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@ChiTownChar93 Can I just play some fucking blackjack please

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@mothintoflames I play electric guitar again

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Facts

[Irushi @Im_IrushiK]

How did Mark Zuckerberg deploy facebook without vercel ?

[@levelsio @levelsio]

So deserved, Revolut is an amazing company and significantly changed my life

Before Revolut I had so many problems with banks

I used to have a Dutch bank called Rabobank who would freeze my card at random times while I was traveling, and no they didn't even have an unfreeze button in the app, I mean they barely had an app

I'd literally have to fly back to Holland and go into the bank office in my tiny hometown to then make an appointment with them to unfreeze it

One time in I think 2014 I was in Bali and they froze it, I flew back and at the bank office they said it was time for me to get a mortgage, when I said I didn't want one they said do you have insurance? They were freezing my card to then use it to make me come to their office to then upsell me shit

Another time in 2017 (I think some of you remember) they froze my card in the US, and with no money I became homeless, luckily X (back then Twitter) helped me out and you all ordered Ubers for me on request and @manuthan gave me a place to sleep at @outsiteco in Venice

You don't hate dinosaur banks enough!

After experiencing all that I got Revolut and I never had any issue like that again

(Well except for moving to Portugal where I was forced to open a Portuguese bank account at MillenniumBCP, which was possibly an even worse experience than Rabobank, my premium package private banking account manager would always be unreachable and only email me to tell me she'd go on holiday and would be even more unreachable 😂)

Revolut has been my main bank app for the last decade and it's been wonderful, I've pumped millions through it and it barely flinched, sometimes they ask me documents to prove where the money comes from, but that process is super smooth and via chat

Revolut is another great example that you can make something that makes everyone's life significantly better and society will reward you by making you rich!

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@BandFlipBandit Price is not going up brudda

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Buyers ran out of money

[mal @mal_shaik]

imagine working your whole life to master the craft of coding

only to get replaced by swarms of ai slop engineers burning through an oceans worth of tokens

you then get an ai slop generated email from your ceo basically saying "its not you its me"

then you complain to your ai slop girlfriend on discord at 3am

and scroll ai slop reels to drown your sorrow

just imagine :)

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Gulag mode

Holy shit

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Dear noobs,

$BTC is NOT naturally going down. It is being pushed down via whales placing spoofy sell orders on exchanges to make noobs and risk managers sell to ‘buy back lower’. They are stealing your bags and will make you buy back at a higher price.

Retweet this.

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This is where I tweet from btw

[Arnold Bernault @ahitposter]

im so fucking tired of these bullshit hotel bathrooms man the hotel website just showed 3 close up images of a chair in the lobby, a pillow, and a glass of orange juice

just give me a normal shower and toilet what the fuck is this

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@itszore ZORE

[Sick @sickdotdev]

The touchbar was too early and didn't deserve to die

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@stonXBT Holy shit

Were you in a coma

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Has anyone scored higher than 95? How?