Laura (Retta) Flanagan

Actor. BU Grad. Philly Phan. Wine drinker. Adventurer. Sharks have a week dedicated to me.

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

All hail Fo #SharkWeek #babyshark #cameraman @PauldeGelder

[Shark Week @SharkWeek]

Brazil has become a hotspot for lethal shark encounters.

Deadly Sharks of Paradise | #SharkWeek

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Thank goodness this wasn't leaked 🔥

#KellyGreenIsBack

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Happy Monday #FlyEaglesFly

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

Whew! Halfway through the episode and I was getting extremely worried that I hadn’t seen Mitch @ForrestGalante #SharkWeek @SharkWeek #stan #forrmitch #galong … I’ll keep work-shopping it

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

@GordonRamsay’s second favorite F word…. FLUFF!!!

#SharkWeek #Uncharted
@SharkWeek @NatGeoTV

https://t.co/JpY6zUoxWA

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

If you comment fuck shit on my post I’m gonna block you no questions ask! I’m tired of insensitive pieces of shit with a fucked up opinion. I don’t want your follow. Respectfully go fuck yourself!! LET THE BLOCKING BEGIN!! I STAND WITH MY @sagaftra PEERS!!

[The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 DOTUS Fans @TheOvalPawffice]

🐾 Hooman furiends, I know you’re all excited about #IndependenceDay, but please make sure to keep your pets inside, away from fireworks. It’s furry impawrtant. We get really scared by those bright flames and sparks and the loud noises terrify us. Awooof! - Commander #DOTUS 🇺🇸🐕

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

@joelmchale we need a camera pan for the viewers to see the clues so we can play #CrimeSceneKitchen at home! (Not just what the contestants found… give us couch sleuths a chance!)

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

“You liked going to camp” @MaddyRomer @Caamp #momcation

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

“It was enough wine this morning” - @MaddyRomer #momcation

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

Excited to see @Caamp Sunday at @BottleRockNapa for the 6th time! Wish we could see the VIP performance too!

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

Shaq has been so grumpy this #postseason @NBAonTNT #NBAPlayoffs

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

Stomping down on someone’s chest is NOT the same as Embiid kicking up as the guy was stepping over him. It’s certainly a flagrant, which it was called, but it’s not the same as what Dreymond did. Stomping on someone’s chest could have resulted in MAJOR bodily harm

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

@SHAQ and I are in a fight. #nba @NBAonTNT #Sixers

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

I’ve never felt more godlike than when I’m deciding which blueberries shall be eaten and which shall go in the trash

#powerfulmadesimple #breakfast #adulthood #healthychoices

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/9YY5LYZtx2

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 18)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/eJ6YyKaElh

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

I just earned the 'Hopped Down (Level 3)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/wlRdL7WxXb

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

I just earned the 'Fruits of Your Labor (Level 4)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Czoub5xB9C

[Laura (Retta) Flanagan @RettaFlanagan]

I just earned the 'Cheers to Independent U.S. Craft Breweries (Level 14)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/2ATOfDpSdT