Shane Rettig Ⓜ️

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[Shane Rettig Ⓜ️ @rettig8931]

Every once in a while God sends you a sign to let you know you're on the right path

[Seth Lewis @SethLewisInc]

Man this had me rolling 😂 dude just took a brisk walk to the 10 in the middle of the game

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Took the kids to see daddy’s Star on the Walk of Fame

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

can we talk about how beef jerky at a gas station cost more than a steak dinner at a restaurant

[kerr @chaseisntachase]

this scene 🥺 #StrangerThings

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

This was Uber Eats when I was growing up. Yee Yee!

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

RT for two who stormed Normandy, now 100 🇺🇸

[kucci kolt @iamkoltdelane]

Tested positive for needing a new tattoo.

[𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 ⚡️ @theonlyyallie]

tatted women make the world a better place

[Granger Smith @GrangerSmith]

Convo with my 8 yr old self:

Young me: What’s it like in 2021?

Me: There’s a new mutation in South Africa called #Omicron.

Young Me: I knew it! Can the Autobots defeat him?

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

why do they not have a black friday sale on concert tickets

[Cutter? I barely know her @concretekowboi]

Her: I don’t suck dick

Me: Would you do it for a Scooby snack

Her: Rokay

[Shane Rettig Ⓜ️ @rettig8931]

@H_eads13 I’ve never said such things 😉

[JΛY @_jaygrc]

one day, you'll be living the life you once prayed for.

[Al Snow @TheRealAlSnow]

I just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet .

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Help me step ship

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

I bet all of George Strait’s exes sure are cold right now