“Ah, finally it’s gotten to the good part.”
“Master! Harry Potter is distracted by Malfoid! Now is the time to strike him down!”
“Shhh. At last, they’re having a heart to heart. She loved him but didn’t know how to express it beyond teasing. He couldn’t see past the low hanging fruit to the true prize right in front of him.”
“But my Lord!”
“Shhhh. You see? She confessed her love. Oh, Harry, now would be the perfect time to kiss h- oh you absolute chad.”
“….”
“Yes, now hug her tight to show her how much she means to you. Attaboy. Ahhh, perfection.”
Kids today are spoiled with their AI. Back in my day you had make your shitposts with your own two hands. You couldn’t just write a prompt and have some retarded image pop out. You had to have vision and the ability to find the right png to make your dream work.
Wow, this is at 11k likes and still going. I didn’t expect this to get any kind of attention. Since it’s poppin off, guys, know that we’ll get our Malfoids. And gals will get their chudbloods. No black pilling. We’re all gonna make it.