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[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

A "long story" is just a short story that no one wants to tell.

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Parents always walk into the room when the only sex scene in the movie is happening.

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

When your parents come into the room and look at the computer screen, even if you are doing nothing wrong...you feel uncomfortable.

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

First "Dynamite", then "Firework", THEN "Grenade", what's next? "Nuclear Bomb"?

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

It's wierd when you can hear the water sloshing around in your stomach after you drink a lot of it.

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

I studied it like 3 minutes ago, how the hell did I forget the answer?

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

After doing your homework for a while, you reward yourself to a short break. Funny thing is, that break is never short.

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

You wish you could forget what happens in a book just to re-read it.

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If America has Ke$ha, does Europe have K€sha.

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

Some people are born mature, and some need it thrust upon them. Tehehe... thrust.

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

You know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

You wish you had secret rooms/ passageways in your house.

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

It's really hard to keep a band-aid on a part of your body that bends.

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

You've had that friend that you are kind of getting sick of, but you can't REALLY not be friends with them.

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

I hate when I orginally pick the right answer then change it.

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

Even if I have 10 pairs of jeans that are exactly the same I will still have a pair that I like more then the rest.

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

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