Pankaj Jajoo

bin pendi ka lota

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Guy:I'm 6 feet tall what about you?
Me:Oh! I dint know they could pile shit that high!
Oops sorry I'm 5'11".

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We are 140 crores Indians and BCCI has announced whopping 131 crores rupees for the Indian cricket team of just 15 members. If instead of paying to already rich cricketers, they pay to every Indian equally, everyone would get more than 90 lacs rupees and all our poverty is gone in one go.
Just to inform you, a while ago I saw Rahul Gandhi speaking on some economic matters

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@PointsPro I did around 75k, good gp experience and steal deal

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Social Media wars are real

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@F1 Why was there no drs help from Hamilton?

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@one_autumn_wind We all know it was GT or MI

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@one_autumn_wind Lodu

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@one_autumn_wind Chepauk and lucknow probably will be the only low scoring ground

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@Vidya191002 @aleem_1690 Jaiswal could have been one and the seamers

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@nopefu21 Let's guess? Levitating? Won't be suprised but sad
Blinding lights?
Dil toh paagal hai?

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@the_zillenial @Uber_India Can still view it

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@the_zillenial @KarbelkarMihir Like matlab agree nai hota?
Kahi toh Elon bhai ne likha tha

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@arandomguyposts @the_zillenial The detailing of the ass is where we draw the line 😂

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@arandomguyposts @the_zillenial Yes, I'd read it somewhere.
Also, I wasn't able to remember this scene. Watched the episode, Indian version is censored.

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@the_zillenial @arandomguyposts I do recall it was the boys, but why do I feel the India version was censored

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@RaoSumukh Now Imagine the sunlight bar & restaurant

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@tushar15 Due to the WTC points system, there are more wins/losses instead of draws, and that's how pitches are prepared. You won't see 1st innings extended till Day 4 anymore.
The averages pre - and post WTC would be very different and hence I don't think so they can be compared

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@the_zillenial Ab toh bata de kaunn

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R Ashwin saw the absolute clown show going on in our dressing room and selection decisions and decided to retire before it got even more embarrassing. Fair.

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@the_zillenial Jalta hai saala

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@the_zillenial Dekh bro goalkeeper jidhar ho udhar hi goal maarke maza aata hai
Plus who knows inn ladkiyo ko lag rha toxicity is the way to go