Sean Donovan

As soon as I come to grips with my age, I get older. The one thing I have learned is that this whole ride is ridiculous. Hence 'retwitulous'....

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

#Can'tBelieveIReactivatedTwitter4this

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

@qotsa Hey guys, at the show tonight. Saw you playing your hearts out. Couldn't hear the effort. The sound was so bad I asked the venue staff for my money back. Saw you at the same venue before with many of the same songs, great. Vampire Weekend, same venue last week, great.

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

Not trying to make a ruckus, the mai sentiment I heard while leaving that everything just sounded garbled/guitar was barely audible. Hate to see one of my favorite bands done dirty like this....also, spent a chunk to hear your songs sound like they were played on a cell speaker

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

Hey @JDVance1 unless you have receipts to show you paid for every part of the trip with your own money -- care to explain why you're spending me and my neighbor's tax dollars to sit in a New York courtroom???? Pretty sure your senate duties don't extend to sympathy visits...

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@10TV Truly a despicable human, he died with blood on his hands, but because of the things he did unfortunately we know that he won’t be his last victim....too bad you didn't address the deaths of his victims with the same level of respect you generosity afforded him....shame

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

@10TV Shame he was able to go on his own terms when people who died during extreme weather conditions because their utilities were shut off because they couldn’t afford their utility bills that were artificially inflated due to this man’s corruption didn't have the same option

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Is @realDonaldTrump mining old @icp songs for ideas?? That would track given his inability to drink water....he was just thirsty for @Faygo ... didn't see this twist, but it makes sense

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

"Magnets...how does that shit work?" #ICP #Juggalo #DonaldJTrump #MAGA

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

Great news @CityAttyKlein !!! You'll have another local business to shut down for a press conference.

https://t.co/eW0IrlbqRI

Such a Christmas blessing on Christmas Eve! A convenient distraction from the fact that you haven't actually addressed the root of/ the crime itself

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

@elonmusk #BoomerInternet

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

@elonmusk - let that sink in. Also, believing every meme that suits your mood isn't genius... it's actually just called being an old person on the internet #Voltaire #ActuallyReadingisHARD #OldiesOnTheInternet

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

@elonmusk you have actual human blood on your hands and you're online clapping back about breakfast... that's not innovative... that's robber barron entry level shit

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

@elonmusk, yo-you're constantly barking about how you're making this platform better....any updates on the ten humans who died within four months in 2022 because they believed your claims about @Tesla self driving abilities??...or should I cue the crickets now?

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

@elonmusk
Respect for playing the hits!

"If at first you don't succeed, dust your shit off and try again..."

https://t.co/QJr9SPooE6

Can't wait till next year when you say the CyberTruck is actually coming on 2025...but a stripped down version, also: Hyperloop, Boring Co.,etc

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

@spencer_gilmore @krassenstein @RepMTG You're telling me brother!!!

If he was truly American he would have been locking down a discounted bedroom suite that came complete with a mattress #PresidentsDaySale, instead @POTUS decided to undermine democracy by visiting an ally who is currently under attack #ScrewDiplomacy

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

@ColumbusPolice Respect to Officer Harmon.

I genuinely hope the department uses your actions as a model to guide other officers, and hopefully not just as a counterpoint the next time CPD officers are accused of being a bit "over the top" or even "overly ambitious"

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

@elonmusk Calling @Twitter a non-profit would explain the way you handle your taxes

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

@Jim_Jordan
The public can see what you've been swinging your dick about on this platform. #NotRelevant
Maybe you can wipe some of those crocodile tears off of your shaft and try to help some of your fellow statesmen who are getting POISONED TO DEATH.
#EastPalestine #EPSTRONG

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

@elonmusk You literally just said you don't know your dick hole from your ass hole when it comes to business.

You are truly the worst product of the fallacy in modern capitalism wherein people are inclined to (falsely) believe individuals with higher net worth must be smarter

[Sean Donovan @retwitulous]

@elonmusk I feel like the first thing I could say is that you obviously don't know the difference between a nonprofit organization and a company that is failing to turn a profit....I guess therein lies the problem...by your own admission you don't know the basics of business...