reuben strayer

sweeping generalizations and jalepeño peppers

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How diabolical that the people we spend the most time thinking about are the ones who won't get back to us.

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The verb enjoin has 2 meanings, and these 2 meanings are nearly exactly opposite.

Also, the verb sanction. 2 meanings that are not just divergent but their own converse.

And, these two words, enjoin and sanction, are nearly synonymous at all 4 of their meanings.

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I live in constant fear of developing a peanut allergy.

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The value of a winter sock is directly proportional to how difficult it is to put on.

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I may or may not be timing my daily runs to coincide with the 7p cheering and applause for healthcare workers.

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One of the most anticipated moments of my week is every friday listening to Michael Barbaro pronounce the name of a member of his production team, Sindhu Gnanasambandan.

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finally, high temps in new york. song of the week is wait for the summer by yeasayer. we'll sleep where we wanna.

https://t.co/VqOHEli5ZU

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song of the week is cover me, by depeche mode. yes I'll be at MSG on 9/9 and yes I still have my violator tee shirt. https://t.co/UdCDMKs0by

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the case for optimism.

https://t.co/miQgusuSo4

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Here comes the elephant carried by mice. Song of the week is mice by shahman.

https://t.co/23bkx9Jrm0

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Infidelity themed song of the week is tearing me up by bob moses.

https://t.co/psHyblA7Jk

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Resist the end of summer with the song of the week, The Last Ones Standing, by Tep No.

http://t.co/2tcdMc66tN

http://t.co/MLSivXW33V

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today, this is how you say made in china.

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The best covers are different enough from the original to give you a new, different love of the original.

http://t.co/DNMSAvgBDs

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what @karyninny friends are for

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Song of the week is no good by perfume genius.

http://t.co/8fY1p8V8Av

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Tropical song of the week is deepest lake on the planet by dengue fever.

http://t.co/ct4OuOUGYr
http://t.co/UdCDMKJB36

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buying stuff I don't need with money I don't have to impress people I don't like. song OTW is senator by dear denizen.http://t.co/LC486x2CdI

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Can't decide whether to click follow? Estimate tweet value. TwV > 1 is auspicious.

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Dataclysm friend analyzer visually groups your friends and ranks them by how *assimilated* into your life they are.
https://t.co/Ur4qKWmaAQ