reubentheentertainer

A bald comedian with more hair than sense.

[reubentheentertainer @reubenagain]

I asked a group of 6th class pupils to name an app that they use all the time and one kid gave my favourite response so far: 'Settings'. https://t.co/zpF1qFbZkI

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I'm entertaining in the Tullow parade again today. It's lashing rain so I'll be offering people free sun-block for laughs. https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/lj8zm9OSQs

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Bit of wrestling with the kids. Less bruises this way. https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/PVlkSSMTjr

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Thank you my daughter, yes, they based the Minions off of my face. https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/zflCi0mSeV

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Watching 'Avatar - The Last Airbender' with the kids. It's the best TV show ever made, for all ages. 'My cabbages!' https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/RjehiUqF3f

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I love this fish in the National History Museum. It looks like the teacher just asked him to divide 37 by 13. https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/buBEjih2GV

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Playing a new game I got. I'm quite the collector. I bet I have more games than you unless your name is Harvey. I am Iron Man. https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/1O7RIElYU9

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I've just consulted the sheriff of my brain. He says there's not much to report. https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/wZjASZTFau

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For your child's next party, why not let them roll in a ball pond that thousands of kids have licked? Don't forget how loud it is! Or you can hire a professional to save you the stress: https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/TQMhxpg1kD

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Being bald now is the best hairstyle I've ever had. https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/ZMu0ukl4VQ

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Is your child having problems with a blocked sinus? Apparently my show can clear things out. https://t.co/F1Nsy40Svw https://t.co/NC9btsXdjQ

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Why so serious? Book this joker to perform close-up magic for your adult event. Miracles guaranteed. https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/uChcARkDuy

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Great laugh with one of the birthday girls today! Book some comedy magic for your child's party: https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/R0bGWEghyD

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Another day, another dollar. Probably should raise my prices, one dollar for a show isn't sustainable. https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/QtFv6lb3tM

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Master of Giggles & fully-qualified Eegit. https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/TLuTVIGQhv

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Covid restrictions may be gone but there are still many children isolated due to illness. My Comedy Care show is performed via a phone & fully interactive. Know anyone who needs a giggle? https://t.co/F1Nsy40Svw https://t.co/yPjwBXOJDj

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Did a show a few weeks back. The Dad was paying me at the end and said, 'Fair play to you & your patience. I would've murdered those messers & be in jail now'. That's why you hire a pro - lol https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/Vogpm5ERHB

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Merry Christmas! Just got a booking for next December from a happy corporate client so getting myself in the festive mood early! https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/oofjkTLONC

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This dude Eoghan teaching me some magic. Hope he doesn't ask for his share of my fee. https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/CeBJxGBMK6

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Drawing 10 cartoons a day for my next kids' book. Rat attack. Nice. https://t.co/F1Nsy40kFY https://t.co/JYfbLlQOvM