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Queer Midwestern Leftist | Performative Unc (27)

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Can't spell Life without an L

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@pablofindsout @DanSoder @PabloTorre So glad Pablo brought in an expert for this

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@USMNT Shoulda left this one in the drafts big dawg

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

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@AzengaMoses Icl Elneny was the first name that popped in my head

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The Home Depot mobile app is gender affirming care for men

[full-time winner @clairocoded]

white boy atomic bomb

[Reub @reubfc]

My boss put Geese and Mag Bay on the work playlist. Who taught him ball?

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Can’t wait for Martinelli to score our 3rd goal off the bench in the 80th minute to seal the game

[Connor Humm @TikiTakaConnor]

Here’s Arsenal’s starting XI against Inter Milan. 👇

[basil @blis5ful]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

someone could blow into your ear and play your empty skull like a large jug at a barnyard dance

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

Detroiters :: 3D Country
ITYSL :: Heavy Metal
The Chair Company :: Getting Killed

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

doing some research

[Tripp @FullTimeTripp]

We beat the 3rd Round hoodoo, Set Piece FC/Own Goal FC in the same game, Nwaneri and Mikel Merino MF hoop sesh, Martinelli hattrick on the haters headtops, King Kai Havertz returns ARSENAL FANS WE MOVEEEEE

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

"counting or not counting drunk cigarettes?" i say moments before i die from lung cancer

[Reub @reubfc]

ConnorEatsPants positioning himself for a cabinet seat in the next administration

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

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So glad people are still talking about IceJJFish in 2026

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Queuing up the entirety of Cameron Winter - Heavy Metal on touch tunes at the local dive

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@julia_inthealps @raspberhrriies Real af

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@raspberhrriies Add up my love

[acervo clairo @acervoclairo]

clairo was not