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Lady of Pandemonium

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Tom Hardy just dropped a collab album with CZARFACE, which consists of Inspectah Deck, 7L & Esoteric.

Tom Hardy raps under the alias Frankie Pulitzer, and on “Mad Technology” with Method Man, he has the final verse and says:

“You shit-for-brain no-name lame that bites like Cujo
I’d rather masturbate to Kathy Bates than hear you flow.”

😭😭😭😭😭

[Chief & Queen @LyfAcrosBorders]

Sometimes intimacy doesn’t die because the desire is gone.

The way we ask for it kills the mood.

“Why don’t we have sex anymore?”
“Must I always be the one asking?”
“Look how long it’s been.”

That’s pressure.

Now try:

“I miss you.”
“I miss being close to you.”
“I want you tonight.”

Same person.
Same desire.
Completely different energy.

Your partner shouldn’t feel summoned for a duty.

They should feel wanted again.

Why do most people only know how to complain about it?

C & Q ✍️🏾
𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒏’𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌 𝒖𝒔 - 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒖𝒔. 𝑮𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒚.

[no one @reuxzilla]

Taking your phone off dnd feels like riding from the dead

[no one @reuxzilla]

Flowers after a date is always a good touch

[Daddy No Legs @questioncom]

Absolutely not. If you’re bored, hit up a lounge. Not trying to chill in an enclosed metal tube with some extra musty fool. No, just no.

[FREAKBOULNEWS @FREAKBOULNEWS]

real gifts come from the heart!

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Lingerie under my trench coat still on my bucket list

[rue @Little_Sybarite]

I have a praise kink and a brat streak, which means apparently I want to be told I’m good after providing •substantial• evidence to the contrary.

[no one @reuxzilla]

I shouldnt be allowed to communicate with anyone between the hours of 9pm and 9:30 am

[Jovy @chimajovita]

me at 5am texting back everyone who texted me last night after 9pm

[CMoney @blondedcob]

This is a shewwww

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The Tiramisu World Cup is looking for 130 taste testers to judge this year's competition

You'll need to pass a 15-question test to be selected

[Throck Johnson @ShlimPickens5]

The googly eyes stay on during sex

[Frank @f_lynyrd]

Lo Mutuc (Park from House) has been ripping into Hugh Laurie in IG and wrote a song about what a loser he is

You love to see it

[no one @reuxzilla]

On the dot

[Nesh @NeshRelates]

Me leaving the office before they can ask me anything else

[FactPost @factpostnews]

A recall has been issued for IV saline injections due to contamination with fiberglass.

[Kima Jones🦉🖌🔮🗽📚🚀♠️🔫📝😷🔪🦪🐍🌕🐎 @kima_jones]

I’m sorry, but this works! BIG DOLLY!

[Tinashe Brasil ⭐️ @tinashebr]

tinashe???? my bitch shoe is NASSSSTYYYYYY

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

Being treated like a delicate flower by a man that look like he kill people >