Kohli woke up feeling Horny 🥵
Decided to FK his wife then realised he has Erectile Dysfunction
Went to play match for Opposition team
Rotating Strike in powerplay
Ended up with 18 off 19 balls
Ruined Entire Powerplay for Haarcb like he has been for entire season
Kohli has scored 50 Fifties for RCB
He reached the mark of fifty 22 times in 40+ balls out of the 50 innings so 44%
His fans Have Audacity to call Dhoni Test T20 player
@loga_60@Adude52190366 @iambroglie @rameshlaus team needs a all rounder not a fking finisher
is that so called one of the best finisher doing bowling? Why do u think selectors took only 3 pacers? Cuz they want pandya to bowl if he isn't bowling then they have to remove a spinner and bring a pacer or bring in shardul