Samuel Parris

Harvard graduate. Highly qualified reverend. Sinners, go to hell.

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Proctor has come to overthrow the court! #loser

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Witches these days #amirite?

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Make me a sandwich #Tituba #slavery

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Calling the judge Excellency #awesome #brownnoser

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Tituba is a witch #craycray #notcool

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Ya'll need Jesus #witches

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Betty has woken up! #finally

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Mr. @reverend_jhale is finally here #halepower

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Aye, where ma wood at?

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Get out of here Mary Warren #noonelikesyou

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

watching a possessed girl on the table #Satan

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

I got a slave, what you got? #Tituba

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Genius John Hale is a boss #johnhaleSWAG

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Putnam sucks #iammyownboss

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Abigail is a witch! #burninhell

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

My daughter is dying #lifesucks

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Tituba is a witch! #cray

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

Praying till midnight #yah #imapriest

[Samuel Parris @rev_sparris]

My niece danced naked in the forest... #what