Russell Evans

Beard enthusiast, working at making soapytele. Cowboy for hire.

[Russell Evans @revans169]

@fg_katie 👏🏼

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@ianbevitt If you hear the banjo, run

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@SimplyUtopia Had some really poor service. Ordered and paid for an item, you didn’t tell me it was delayed, I asked for a refund that you didn’t send. And now you’re not replying to emails. Great.

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@ChelleHardwick Take comfort in the fact that not only are they 100% wrong, but that they could really do with Adam and Steve or Eve and Eve or whoever, to teach them all about capital letter usage.

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@nataliejamieson https://t.co/tkpJ4l4xHv

[Emmerdale @emmerdale]

AMAZING! We're over the moon to have won the @BAFTA for Best Soap & Continuing Drama! #BAFTAs #Emmerdale

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@British_Airways @UK_CAA hey BA, we’ve rang again and again and emailed again and again and nobody is getting back to us at all. What’s going on?

[Russell Evans @revans169]

Hey @Ryanair how about you stop sending me emails advertising holidays and flights and send me an email about, oh I don’t know, when I’m going to get the money that you owe me back? @joelycett

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@MikeParrActor @sizeofficial I don’t know what’s worse, that or an empty box

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Just had a delivery of an empty box from @sizeofficial 👎🏼

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@MikeParrActor @sizeofficial Hopefully Gwyneth’s head doesn’t try to talk to me

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@jamhoot @sizeofficial I can’t even fit my foot in it James...

[Russell Evans @revans169]

Told everyone I tested a Tempura mattress today. Apparently that’s not right.

[Russell Evans @revans169]

@SophieDowd This and brexit prove that democracy is dead

[Russell Evans @revans169]

@sammeegiles Your gasp just made me laugh so much. Had to rewatch it, so good

[Russell Evans @revans169]

@jonnymcpherson This is great

[Russell Evans @revans169]

@domster1983 Hopefully he remembers to rub it all in on his nose... oh wait

[Russell Evans @revans169]

@ChelleHardwick Do you need help?

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@MikeParrActor Mean