Tim Bauerkämper

Husband,father,pastor,gardener,fisher,kayaker,TX native proud. Opinions are my own & don't speak 4 others. Though grounded in faith they aren't universal.

[Tim Bauerkämper @revcaffeinated]

@dow_lopez @jamestalarico Did you flunk reading state testing?

He said they don’t agree. Ex: unlike Cornyn, he doesn’t believe that Jesus wouldn’t take away healthcare and food from people.

Which if you can read the Bible, he wouldn’t do. Saying you are christian and taking away food is hypocritical.

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@tedcruz So, worse to be a vegan (he’s not, btw) than give 1 day jail terms for pedophiles?

You’re really gonna go through with supporting the guy that lets pedophiles off with? Because someone said (wrongly) that the other guys a vegan?

Oh, Guardians Of Pedophiles is your rebrand.

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@atrupar The White House rapid response says he is “blinking”. This baby is also “blinking”.

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@MillerForTexas @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/ajo3b8Wjf8

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@GovPressOffice This getting screenshot shares elsewhere made me come over to the wretched hive of scum and villainy formerly known as Twitter to see it for myself.

I fear being sucked into the negativity and awfulness in this place. I must be cautious.

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#smcisdgrad Congratulations Lukas! Keep the music going!

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@GeorgePapa19 Imagine how unbelievably stupid you’d have to be to both support Trump and believe this story. Any moron knows the general topics of any presidential debate. Being prepared means you cheated. Just because your candidate is to dumb to prep isn’t Kamala’s fault.

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@elonmusk I saw a screenshot of this and came to see because I didn’t think it was possibly real. I had hoped no one was this bad at reading at just a room but an entire universe.

Gentlemen, this display by Leon the Muskrat is why women choose the bear.

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@big_monkeyball I remember gay kids who had the crap beaten out of them on the regular and nobody cared because they were gay. So my sense is anyone who didn’t conform to the gender binary probably kept that deeply hidden because the didn’t want to die.

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@javonprice I never thought AOC and Dick Cheney would agree on which major party candidate was the best yet here we are.

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@javonprice I never thought I’d see the day when a Kennedy runs for president while telling stories of dismembered animal carcasses but here we are. The dems didn’t turn on him. He turned on reality. The Cheneys both are patriots who embraced democracy and the democrats appreciate that.

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@chiproytx Man yall spend a lot of time angry about stupid stuff you made up.
The teachers I know are too busy making plans for when some right wing white kid with a Christmas gift AR comes to kill them to indoctrinate anyone. And if they could, they’d brainwash them to do homework.

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@PatrioticPizzas @MichaelSteele What dictator willingly gave up power? And last I read the constitution, the presidential oath doesn’t promise to preserve protection and defend the constitution “starting at noon tomorrow.” That’s not how you president.

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@ErinForYall Bauerkemper line immigrated in the 1850s. Log cabin built by the first Bauerkemper here still stands in Fayette County. Radical progressives, lost a plantation because they wouldn’t enslave humans. Austin born. Chip constituent until they gerrymandered liberal SMTX out.

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@scottbraddock Scott, you are being played. A right wing fake account posted another fake account portraying the shooter as trans. He was not. Don’t give this bandwidth. A respected source like you repeating the right wing misinformation machine is the amplification they need. Don’t.

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@realDonaldJNews The guy who bought this platform and tanked it? Brilliant! Makes as much sense as your plan for childcare.

https://t.co/5vquVBw6NR

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@kayleighmcenany You call it “extensive and lengthy” which are two words for it. Two other words are “incoherent and rambling”. You could also say “nonsensical and concerning”. This isn’t policy. If my parents talked like this I would take them to a neurologist asap.
https://t.co/5vquVBvyYj

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@RealJamesWoods It’s a MAGAt shitpost trying to deflect from the fact that toxic white males who worship guns is the problem. There has never been a trans school shooter.

https://t.co/5DCIqPeEzp

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@Craftmastah @RealJamesWoods Nope. A right wing shitpost account. There was never a trans shooter. Almost always toxic white males. This account is another MAGAt pushing fake news though.

https://t.co/5DCIqPeEzp

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@Crystalpark823 @IsmaineOpines @bennyjohnson Cool theory but wrong. Jeff Walz isn’t in the picture. He has said he won’t be speaking publicly any more and won’t be involved with any campaign.

These are distant cousins related to his grandfathers brother. Who have never met Tim Walz. Goons looking for publicity