Drew Horton

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

me: [beastie boys voice] ahh can't stand it. i wanna sandwich, phily cheesesteak is what I'll take
subway employee: sir, please stop yelling

[Drew Horton @RevDru]

I helped select this year’s @TheWebbyAwards Nominees. Now you decide who takes home a People’s Voice Award: https://t.co/0q5k4iux3m #Webbys

[Drew Horton @RevDru]

https://t.co/WS3re9ouXm

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.

[Drew Horton @RevDru]

“There are only two industries that refer to their customers as ‘users’.” - Edward Tufte

[John Hodgman @hodgman]

Photo: This guy was in my hotel room. But I think the label is incorrect. Should be “Brooklyn Restaurateur” http://t.co/kbwhHZ9AcS

[Drew Horton @RevDru]

Ain't no sandwich when she's gone....

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

When you are afraid and begin doubt everything you thought you knew, remember this: The Batman will never cuff his jeans.

[Michelle Zassenhaus @zhaus]

dear all websites, everywhere. I want to "view all", all the time. got it?

[DavisK @D4visK]

Charlie Daniels band all day

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

If faux leather has been destigmatized by being rebranded as "vegan leather" would it work for implants? Vegan boobs? Discuss...

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Lovin these Blackberry commercials! Gonna head to Radio Shack ASAP to get one!

[Drew Horton @RevDru]

Join me in helping make it happen for Let's Build a Goddamn Tesla Museum on @indiegogo http://t.co/8H124YLD

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

This made me laugh for about an hour. http://t.co/EF0BNSu1

[Drew Horton @RevDru]

The scariest quote: "I have hot glue if you need it." #D3

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

At least it's a nice handbasket.

[Drew Horton @RevDru]

Just had a great experience with @AmazonKindle customer service. Not often I can say that!

[Drew Horton @RevDru]

RT: @BartenderRants: "You know what's actually old fashioned? Drinking whiskey without a bunch of shit in it."

[Drew Horton @RevDru]

Nothing could ever go mathematically wrong with cupcakes.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I know it’s 3 meals a day but how many are you supposed to have at night?