I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
PSA: To all broke college/university students out there, idc what your political opinion is but NDP/Andrea Horvath is gonna convert all osap loans into grants (as in you don't have to pay them back) so please help your future selves out and vote
Now that I have so many characters to type with I can finally say how shitty and corrupted Tim Hortons actually is. They treat their employees like dirt and THE ONE IN BOWMANVILLE DOESN'T PASS THEIR INSPECTIONS AND THEY FOUND HAIR IN THE ICED CAPP MACHINE