Faux Phocas

'Official' fake twitter account of #Byzantine emperor #Phocas (Φωκας). #numismatics #drawings #coins #history #art #puns

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Burgred: king of Mercia, grill master, restaurateur. Have it thy way. @BurgerKing @BritNumSoc

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#ELPIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! #mythology

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Forget "Walk Like an Egyptian" and the flooding of the Nile, #Pharrell just wants you to be #HAPI @AncientTop40

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Fear Septimius Severus and the Romans? Never, my fellow Parthians. That's why they call me #Yologases. #YOLO

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I wonder if Steve Jobs was inspired by Robert Graves? @APPLEOFFIClAL #iClaudius

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A day in the life of the Duke of Cleves: "hmmm, which epithet shall it be today?" @SexyCodicology #babymaker

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Q: Are We Not #Byzantine Emperors? A: We Are #Zeno! @AncientTop40 @DEVO

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Godzilla, Godzillae, Godzillae, Godzillam, Godzilla

Ich was goinge to see Godzilla but Ich declined.

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Leave it to #Vespasian. I should have put animals on my #coins.

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"Even during your bouts of insanity, I'm there for you as regent. Love, Empress Sophia." #WeWillAlwaysSupportYouJustin @Medievalists

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"Helen of Sparta: The Face that Would Build 1,000 Ships." Apart from the Laconic eye candy, it failed to capture me. #BadPrequels

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"Faustina: the Even Younger Years." Once they got to Lucius Verus, it was all downhill and I had to turn it off. #BadPrequels #Rome

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Long before Mel Gibson, the Western #Roman Empire knew a different #roadwarrior. #MadMax #BeyondHippodrome

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@KngHnryVIII Don't forget red roses and white roses. Except the red and white #tudor rose. That's ok.

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Tip of the crown to my predecessor, #Roman emperor #Maximianus. The guy really knew how to publish. @MaximMag

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No love loss between #Persia and the #Byzantine Empire, but I can relate, #Darius, I really can. #Daria #drama

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If I could clone myself, this would be a hit! Couldn't work out worse than being emperor...

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If only Constantine IV's arms were longer. Best empire ever! @TheEllenShow #oscars #coins #outofphocas