Dumebi

God's truth. Old man.

[Dumebi @reverael]

I've been thinking that I need another level of investment risk tolerance that is just one above aggressive but reasonably one below "crypto bro". I'm using "reckless" as a placeholder until I find something fitting.

[Dumebi @reverael]

they're all so red in the face 😂

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

These Swiss people ate Jollof rice and puff-puff for the first time and they couldn’t stop thanking the Nigerian woman that cooked it. 😂🔥

[Dumebi @reverael]

might very well be the olodo laughing at the tag because olodo no know say e be olodo.

[Dumebi @reverael]

Olodo Uprising: A Dumbass Revolution

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"Nigerian society is no longer celebrating academic excellence. It’s not even Yahøø culture anymore; now we have a 'Peller culture.' This 'Olodo' uprising we are witnessing is terrible. It feels like we are trying so hard to accommodate ignorance so people won’t feel bad, and now they seem to be the majority. The massive att@ck on Nigeria’s educational system is alarming, aside from kidn@ppings and Bøko Haram att@cks."

—Ycee

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me as a dad after introducing fasting at home whenever l get financial problems

[Nwabueze .C. Okonkwo @NC_Okonkwo]

BREAKING!!! ONE OF THE BEST DOCUMENTARIES ON PETER OBI IS OUT... As an Obidient, you should be proud of your choice in Peter Obi. Retweet massively pls.

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

Today in 1996, at the age of 34, Peter Obi became the youngest person to ever head a Nigerian bank

[Dumebi @reverael]

"one is wise to be wary of the old in a world where the good die young"

[Greg @KutthroatG_]

Beware of old men in a profession men die young

[Dumebi @reverael]

Better at this thing he already a genius at. Who lied then? Wasn't practice supposed to make one perfect? How does age and monstrous time take so many things being done right and still make wrongs out of them anyway?

Who lied then and what is happening to reality?

[Dumebi @reverael]

This is the perplexing, frustrating thing about watching Ronaldo play these days and it's gut-wrenchingly agonising.

I remember Ronaldo from 2011-2015. Messi goes out on Saturday night and drops a hat trick, Ronaldo comes back with four like it was just normal.

[The Nassr Tribune™️ @AlNassrTribune]

🇵🇹 Portugal vs Netherlands 2012: every player had one job, get the ball to Ronaldo. It was like the ball had his name on it.

So sad that in 2026, Portugal can't find one player who can pass forward twice in a row without calling a meeting about it.

[Dumebi @reverael]

The better you can only get at it, I'm pained to ask: who lied then? If Ronaldo has stayed true to his craft all these why are his skills somehow betraying him now?! Who lied? It's even more frustrating when I compare him with the same Messi who seems to find new ways to be...

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

See one🤣🤣🤣

[Squirrel Matador @BudLightSadness]

“You can’t solve problems with violence”

*opens history book.

Well well well

[Formula 1 @F1]

You can't get much closer than that, Charles! 🤯🤏

#F1 #MonacoGP

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike

#Ad

[foland (fan) @propsMCFC]

new angle just dropped.

how on earth was this not given😂😂

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

UCL titles in the last 30 years.

Manchester United: 2
Liverpool: 2
Chelsea: 2
Manchester City: 1
Arsenal: 0