Michael penis

tired of people only talking to me for my balls 🫩

[Michael penis @reverend_murder]

I was so fucking high when I tweeted this

[Michael penis @reverend_murder]

tupp of ware

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

Poop log for dinner again #AndSemen

[tri @tricipital14]

ive been laughing at this gif for like 15 minutes

[Brian @brian_rbts]

There it is, the triple dog. From the dare

[Call of Duty Zombies Fan Omega Shenron @RealOmegaShenny]

This video is genuinely an accidental masterpiece.

One of my favorite details is that the goblin mutes its mic and then proceeds to unmute it by placing its headphones on whatever the mute button is.

[top 5 lgbt videos @lgbtqiarchive]

liza Minnelli hey scaring paula deen screaming froze turned into stone reaction

[Michael penis @reverend_murder]

one of the craziest dunks in the history of twitter

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Me reading this tweet today in a Sudanese refugee camp.

[minicono banged your tweet @mminicono]

Things to say to your anxious partner:

• Sell me this relationship
• You have five (5) minutes to convince me to stay
• Stop asking me to stay
• What will you do when I leave you
• I'm gonna go stalk my ex

[Michael penis @reverend_murder]

me making a whole gumch of fucking poop

[🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @Scoobydouchebag]

Guy in front of me on the plane is eating what can best be described as an onion and asshole sandwich

[lily @lillianemallow]

oh you have 𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐬, don't you? You're mommy's 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐲 𝐫𝐮𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐚. You're such a 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐲 [ ? ] 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞

[ethan @ethandrag0n]

This is maybe the funniest image I’ve ever seen

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Accidentally rolling my dinner dice instead of my regular d6s when casting a fireball and dealing 8 chinese damage to the group of bandits I was targeting

[megan @diarrheamegan]

do you rember

[Josh @arcdke4]

Kinda scared for 2027.
2+0+2+7 is 11. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 9 more nipples

[beef heiress @rebirthcanal]

gm