BleachMartini (Professional Shitposter)

Do not credit me. Digital artist | Indie tabletop dev | Singer | Pianist |
I do way too much shit and don't have time for any of it.

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Growing up means realizing that going to gradma's house was an excuse for your parents to fuck for a whole weekend straight

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testing

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@PSA_Sitch Kanye is following the same character arc he does in that one HOI4 mod

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@_Atimus_ Not to mention species designs aren't be subject to copyright.

Specific character designs, names, lore & etc can be copyrighted, but a vague list of features that can easily be argued over isn't.

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Waiting for AA to start, but I don't want to be the first one to join the VC.

I don't wanna have to be the one to join first just to make everyone else comfortable joining too

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@DonSmit02752520 @Friended4Ever Marriage is important for immigration, healthcare, VA benefits, and numerous other situations.

The reality is the government needs to be involved in some situations. A gay couple split across borders should have the same rights as a straight couple to live together.

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@GuardTm Honestly yeah, it's pretty redundant

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@thedad fyi: DO NOT DO THIS

The boogieman is one thing. They'll be scared, but they'll laugh it off when their older sibling tells them it isn't real.

The government actually exists. That shit'll fuck them up for years!

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@thedad My parent's told me cps would talk me away if I didn't eat my corn, lol

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I’d literally rather be intellectually disabled than join MENSA.

I’ve met some really nice people with mental disabilities, but I’ve never met someone in MENSA that wasn’t an insufferable prick.

[Kwite @Kwite]

I know misgender, but what happened to mister gender

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@serenacoate @w1ll1a23 @_counterpoints_ I think the correlation is .56 or something between childhood and adult IQ?

That sounds like a lot, but you actually have to square correlation to get the amount of variation explained by a variable.

Child IQ predicts adult IQ with ~25-30% accuracy if that .56 number is correct

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@_counterpoints_ I used to be a genius and then got brain damage.

Honestly I think 80-100 is preferable to being exceptionally high.

Most 160+ people I’ve met have zero capacity for constructive discussion because nobody’s capable of calling them on their bullshit

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Told sick me to go to the store to pick up milk before my last episode. He elected to ignore the milk and bring home an alcohol dependency instead.

If anyone knows a secular sobriety group I could join, contact info would be great

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Always remember: There is literally no point in talking to people who don't believe in debate etiquette.

Every argument I've ever heard against this has boiled down to "you stopped talking, therefore I won!" which is incredibly childish

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@Friended4Ever Adam has achieved his final form

[Stryxo @Stryxo]

the pebble

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Second warning: Vote or I fuck your dad.

I'm already buying condoms, tick tock motherfuckers!

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When can I scoop my brain outta this thing and put it in a robot?

It's stinky, got intestinal issues, and has negative ass