Lian

2013 papal runner-up. he/him

[Lian @reverse_mail]

Ella paid 30 dollars to sign me up for the Knights of Columbus as a bit

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Absolutely destroyed by my mother before noon

[George Santos @Georgesantos]

What’s the point of it all?

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@tinydancer619 I just brought this term up last night because I like it so much

[Tree Presley @premiles_]

Me: I'm in to barbershop quartets.

Them: Oh, so you sing?

Me: *quietly fuming* Nope, just a fan of the music.

I can't count how many times I've had this👆 conversation

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@brudwurst Findings Nemo!!

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I am proud of my tomatoes but my dad’s are better. I stand on the shoulders of giants

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yeah man I love that song. It totally rips ass

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Lol Chicago is so fucked. This is how our mayor dresses every day instead of firing Dorval Carter

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Brandon Johnson possibly crafts the creepiest costumes using old clothes, stilts and papier-mâché

[📹 spiritwalker]

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This is the scariest spam text I’ve ever received

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@SamLangellier I had a pair of shoes like this at one point. Maximum comfort.

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@SamLangellier My investigations have proven fruitful

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Taking it upon myself to figure out what Kony 2012 was all about

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

How it feels to be el caballo homosexual de las montañas

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Weird way to brag about meeting Colin Jost

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I’d only pick 7 from this list so I could give the 8th seat to my buddy Ben from high school

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@tinydancer619 She sang one of her songs for you

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Attending a concert

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The other day my girlfriend put me in the bathroom and let me say all the cuss words I want

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@JordanMcG42 I always forget you are a medical doctor

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Convincing my ChatGPT-based BetterHelp therapist to provide me electroshock conversion therapy