Shitposts From the Rêve

Transsexual anarchists say the darndest things

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“Where would you get that idea?”
*oils the werewolf*

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“I dealt with it the way we deal with colonizers.”
“Scissors?”
“Scissors.”

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“There are many aspects of the transfeminine experience I don’t have to understand, including noise metal“

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"A nailbat is tough to day-to-night."

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“What is black but a rainbow all at once?”
“There’s nothing gayer than black.”

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"I'm in charge of my own serotonin now -- and I'm going to make that everyone's problem!"

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I’m being slut shamed by these mosquitoes!

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I think if you don’t know someone’s pronouns you should just refer to them as “this motherfucker”

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“In this house we love and respect ska and ska musicians!”

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Genders are like skeletons: I don't have any clue what the FUCK is going on in there, but it's constantly giving me trouble.

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"Tasty treats for your favorite cuck!"

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"How can I possibly look at shoes when the dog is a potato?!"

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The Mountain Goats are to trans femmes what Panic! at the Disco is to trans mascs

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It’s BYOB: Bring your own Bat’leth

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"Please, do not burn googly eyes in the ritual fire pit"

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I think if I kidnap a snail, it will eat my begonias

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Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That’s how the bats get in

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The best opsec is incompetence

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Derivative art!?
Not in *our woods*!

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A burlesque troop named Intrusive Thots