Samantha Moore

Aspiring published author of women's fiction, accomplished people-watcher, wicked roundhouse kick, biting wit.

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

@tryhuscl FUCK YOU it's tru tho

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

Top 4 video games...this should be easy considering I tend to play the same ones over and over.

Borderlands 2
Red Dead Redemption 2
Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door
Horizon Zero Dawn

I can't decide if Breath of the Wild might need to knock one of those off the list.

[MikeJ @TLHMikeJ]

Making me do this top 4 thing, huh? This is gonna be a difficult list to get right. Too many fantastic games out there.

Path of Exile
Slay the Spire
Dark Souls
Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3

Tagging @reveurecrit since she's already thinking about it

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

Thank you @peteholmes for momentarily curing my depression and making my boyfriend realize he's double gay. Also your opener is going to be one of our favorites from now on with her amazing muppet style. #rattrapclit

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

I'm going to see @peteholmes this Friday to cash some freaking happy checks cause this depression ain't gonna cure itself but maybe I can forget it exists for an hour so Petey, I'm counting on you bud, this is gonna be McDonald's

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

So I've been iffy on the new Little Women cause I'm a Winona Ryder from the 1994 version purist and I also kind of wish Emma Watson was playing Jo but I just saw they cast Timothée Chalamet as Laurie and you know what maybe I was too harsh I'll give it a shot you convinced me

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

So @TLHMikeJ is playing Jedi: Fallen Order and the guy who voices and motion captures Cal is also in Shameless so I keep screaming "GALLAGHER!!!" at the screen and I'm waiting for Mike to get mad about it

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

Clearly the serotonin isn't working since I spelled it wrong on my med container and am now ready to shuffle off ye olde mortale coile what kind of Englishe major amst I?

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

Me: I need a better name for my anti- depressant than "happy pills".
@TLHMikeJ :

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

Me in 2059, talking to someone else's grandkids: You have depression, huh? Back in my day we just asked Alexa to play Despacito, cleared that shit right up.

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

Apparently it's a "Google pictures of David Tennant" kind of aesthetic this morning.

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

@tryhuscl I have...in person, not by email. Does that count?

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

Me emailing my boss on my first day: Hello, Good Afternoon, and Thank You For This Opportunity Mr. Boss Man Sir

Me emailing my boss after we have Become Cool(TM) with one another: Hey friendo

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

"I'll get right on it," she said, not at all getting right on it.

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

Don't take care of yourself. Take care of the me that takes care of you.

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

So I'm chaotic hungry and my man is neutral horny. I feel so called out.

[MikeJ @TLHMikeJ]

There's nothing more horrifying than dwelling on the phrase "I'd kill a man for X", then realizing PEOPLE ACTUALLY DID THAT

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

There's a guy in this Vegas food court eating a stromboli like a sandwich. I've met so many new heroes this weekend. #EVO2018

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

I LOVE IT AND IT HURTS MY FEELINGS https://t.co/OzpQ93c12F

[Nathan Haupt @nathannhaupt]

beauty at its finest

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

Texting with my sis about breastfeeding b/c I'm child-free and ignorant. Made me remember that totally awesome open discussion in My Girl 2 between Vada and her step-mom about being pregnant and nursing. We need more scenes like that today, man.

[Samantha Moore @reveurecrit]

Me: I'm the best aunt ever!!!!
Also me: I'm mad I'm giving this to a 10 year old instead of keeping it for myself.