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@LouiseWeebe Totally.

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@bourne0513 @ThatEricAlper Oh dude, I feel you. Found an accountant who worked with musicians and understood royalties and saved me 3 years of unfiled taxes.

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@ThatEricAlper Nothing fucking stays fixed, dammit.

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I don’t trust a single thing on here anymore.

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@majamediaco I shook his hand once on an unusually quiet street in midtown Manhattan once, and just said, “Thank you.” So it goes.

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@ThatGuyEdub Bloody Marys all around.

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

Let me explain Russia and Ukraine to MAGA in a language you might actually understand.🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇦

Imagine you have a neighbor you don’t like and he doesn’t like you. One morning he doesn’t knock on your door. He kicks the fucking door down with a bunch of armed friends, shoots whoever tries to stop him, moves into your house, takes over half of it, abuses your family, kidnaps one of your kids and starts teaching that kid that your family never really existed and that the house actually belongs to him.

You fight back. You manage to push him out of some rooms, but he still occupies half of your house. Your friends start bringing you guns and ammunition because otherwise this motherfucker is going to take the rest of it too.

Then suddenly some guy from across town shows up and says, “Why are you so pro war? Why don’t you negotiate? People are dying. We need peace.”

So your neighbor offers you his brilliant peace plan: “I keep the rooms I already stole. I keep whatever I took from your family. You promise never to join the neighborhood security organization that might protect you from me. Your friends stop giving you weapons. And then I promise I won’t take the rest of your house.”

Would you call that peace? Would you hand him half of your fucking house?

Would you tell your wife and children that sacrificing them is necessary because fighting back is “pro war”?

Or would you load every fucking weapon you own and tell him to get the hell out of your house?

That is the part I cannot understand about MAGA.

The same people who tell me they would shoot somebody for stepping onto their property suddenly become fucking Gandhi when Russia crosses an international border with tanks, occupies Ukrainian cities, kills civilians, kidnaps children and then demands Ukrainian territory as the price of “peace.”

Russia can invent whatever excuses it wants about NATO, Nazis or Russian speakers. None of those excuses gave Russia ownership of Ukraine.

Peace is not the victim giving the attacker whatever he managed to steal.

That is cowardice and surrender.

And if you wouldn’t accept it in your own fucking house, stop demanding that Ukrainians accept it in theirs.

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@ThatEricAlper Blister in the Sun

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@oelma__ It’s better to stay out of something than to get out of something.

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@Words_Of_Will_ Grandma Moses started painting seriously at 78. She had a good run.

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@Words_Of_Will_ You could buy a nicer car or a chance at a better life. There’ll always be a nicer car.

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@vincedmonroy He shit his pants again, didn’t he.

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Trickle-down Econ 101 in 2 1/2 minutes

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@MontereyBay_Fog Slacker!

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@CarolWalshReal1 I was a military brat. I get it.

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@ArtistryofMSJ @WGME lol I’m done with mine. You do it.

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@nvolpewild Warm fuzzies will always beat creepy crawlies in peoples’ minds, I’m afraid.

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@ArtistryofMSJ @WGME Harder work than most modern teens wanna do, and they can’t keep up with the native Americans and Central and South Americans who are used to it.

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@ArtistryofMSJ @WGME lol Mainers aren’t rushing out for jobs picking berries, dude.

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@davidclowery ‘78