Revolver

“just leave this to me, yeah?” sheriff of DoD. I don’t know how to use this app. (🏳️‍⚧️)

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

“And then I hit it with a bang! Awesome right.”

//dod parody account, things under here will be lore and stuff idk

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@Sonicfan3837 Absolutely not. I want my job.

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

500 files and documents to sort. Kill me.

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@Sonicfan3837 I guess

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@Sonicfan3837 How would a lawnmower help

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@zombie__two Uh huh..

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@zombie__two *one of them

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@zombie__two You sure sound like you want of them to be about you

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@Adrenapad87 ..thanks.

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

I love my job. (I don’t)

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@Sonicfan3837 Well, i just posted that without thinking much about it. ‘Something happened’ was just me being inactive. Yeah.

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

Well, things happened.

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@mlgdroid_ //LMAOO

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@DOD_Agent “Alright. I will make sure I remember that.”

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@DOD_Agent “Understood.”

[revolver was thinking for a bit]

“Is there anything else you need from me?”

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@DOD_Agent “..well, not yet. I was filling in a report before you came in.”

[revolver thought for a moment.]

“Though, i wasnt planning on providing too much information due to the fact that i myself lack that. But i will make sure to report more if theres abnormal activity.”

[Napkins @Napkins_box]

all patched up

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@DOD_Agent “Work has been.. alright, i suppose. Though sometimes during nightshifts i would see teal or orange eyes staring at me in the forest. They never really attacked or anything, but it sometimes makes me slightly paranoid.”

[revolver admitted, his eyes looking towards the window.]

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@DOD_Agent “Oh, no its just i didnt expect you to remember that.”

[the sheriff rubbed the back oh his head, chuckling awkwardly.]

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@DOD_Agent “…”

[revolver was slightly mortified.]

“Ah. Right. That time.”

[Revolver @revolversheriff]

@DOD_Agent [the sudden question momentarily stunned revolver.]

“Huh…?— oh i uh. Im doing fine.”

[he sat up properly in his chair, suddenly feeling more alert.]

“Why’d you ask?”