Ryne Armstrong

Husband | Dog Dad | Funcle | Insurance Guy | Chocolate Chip Cookie Monster | Cubs | Chiefs

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@elchandler Lunch probably

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It’s about that time!!

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@ScottMcGee8 Thanks coach! Been hitting up an Amish produce auction occasionally. Prepping for the apocalypse 😂

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New hobby unlocked.

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@Ethan_Mather16’s pig. Lemon pepper pork chop. Sous vide at 140 for an hour. Seared on a cast iron. Smashed potatoes with gouda and chive. Roasted brussels with more local pork, parmesan, and balsamic glaze. Lemon pepper butter pan sauce to finish. 🧑‍🍳

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@kylemac40 Case closed!

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I just got ID’d for frozen mozzarella sticks at the grocery store.

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@BleacherNation Derrick Lee

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@MakeParNotWar18 WILD

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Just witnessed a lady at a baseball park sit down with a hotdog bun filled with lettuce, carrots, red cabbage, and nacho cheese. And eat it. Happily. My life will never be the same.

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@kater008 @kylemac40 Stay a while. I’ll change your mind 😉

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So what’s this app called now?

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@EndWokeness That was nice of security to hold the door open for them

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@MakeParNotWar18 I bet them ole dogs are barking boy

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I’m so Midwest that when I ask ChatGPT to do something for me I say please and thank you.

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@MakeParNotWar18 @kylemac40 Paynes Valley?

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@golfcourses101 Ozarks National. Branson, MO

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@chargers @Ravens Man if your football team was as good as your marketing department you’d have a chance

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@jeffroth77 @HaleyatNLS can absolutely handle this one. Next Level Solutions is your short answer.

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