The Sarcastic Pastor

willing to proclaim what most pastors only dare to think

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

Pretty sure I will have a church split if we don't sing "My Country Tis of Thee" and "God Bless the USA" this Sunday morning...

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

Hey folks. With this scorching heatwave taking place, be sure to crack the windows of your vehicle when leaving your youth pastors in the church van!

[👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈 @TheEXECUTlONER_]

I love whatever is wrong with y’all. 😂

Brother up front in green is nailing it and carrying the team in this Charlie Brown dance!

Love this family’s spirit! ❤️

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

My prayers for a nation full of youth pastors who are preaching this Sunday morning...

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

"An hour-long conversation over the phone on my day off? I would LOVE that!"

-not one pastor ever

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

How am I supposed to know what to preach this Sunday in order to avoid people leaving my church? Or did that only apply last Sunday?

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

Please remember to avoid leaving your youth pastors in a locked car during this upcoming heatwave

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

No, we will not have a moment of silence for Hulk Hogan this morning!!!

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

Happy "Where Did Everybody Go?" Sunday!

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

Hey everyone, with these frigid temps upon us, please let your youth pastors inside after they go to the bathroom this week...

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

In the spirit of the holidays, I encourage you to bring up politics in the midst of the big meal. What could go wrong?

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

Hey everyone. Remember, with this excessive heat, crack open the window when you leave your youth pastor in the car...

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

No, we are not singing "Good Good Mother" this Sunday... #MothersDay

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

Oh sure! When I take MY shirt off in public, they call the police! #SwordSwallower #Driscoll

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

I wonder if all the people obsessing over a men's conference in Missouri are aware that there is a war going on in the Middle East right now?

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

Happy "Where Did Everybody Go?" Sunday!

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

So what are the televangelists supposed to do if they can't wear white after yesterday??

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

I had no idea that being a pastor also meant I was a "free moving company" for people in my church...

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

Why has no one called you since you've been gone all these weeks? It might be because no one likes you... #hardtruth

[The Sarcastic Pastor @RevSarcasm]

Pastors, have you ever been tempted, during water baptisms, to hold some of them under just a little longer than usual?