Pastor Problems

A hopefully humorous look inside a pastor's thoughts, inspired by @firstworldproblems creator code L1Y5Z2

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

JD Vance at Disney World

[Moon Piece @0MoonPiece]

This robot being tested in China runs frighteningly well 😬

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

“The decorations, acting, dancing, and singing are really bad.”

- Church VBS Director

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

@_celia_bedelia_ Trump and Musk looking at your grandma’s social security.

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Trump and Musk in front of your grandma’s social security.

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Pretty much.

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

In a nutshell:

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Probably due for a name change.

@OrientalTrading

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Mondays Be Like

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Bethel’s new song got me like…

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

When the bridge hits on ‘King of My Heart.’

#florence #statue #handup

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Top notch tweet!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Evangelical Leaders Announce J.K. Rowling Finally Bigoted Enough That It’s Okay For Kids To Read About Witchcraft https://t.co/TWWHHXcugt

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Youth group serving Kool-aid, new carpet be like

[✌️ @nick_pants]

chiefs fans showing up to work monday morning

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Our Joseph looks a bit like Paul Rudd.
Am I wrong? RT if you see it.

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Church copier. No one has noticed for three weeks. How long should I leave it this way??

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Live look in at my congregation each Sunday.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Realizing that very well could be someone from my church against my best efforts.

[Julie Anne Smith @DefendTheSheep]

Yea, this landed in my private messages on my online dating app. Yea, I don't think so.

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Having to tell people Trump isn’t perfect and realizing some in the church will debate you.

We’ve lost our way.

God above party.
God above idols.

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Associate Pastor in the lobby after preaching.

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

Best tweet of the day/week

[Lecrae @lecrae]

Stop being concerned with having a seat at tables that Jesus would flip over.

[Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems]

@WSoto201 Can you say more about how you feel safe now compared to then?