Stephanie Ahlschwede

Lead Pastor of Saint Paul UMC Omaha in historic Benson. Urban gardener.

[Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee]

That goalpost is gonna end up wearing a spangly pink cowboy hat and dancing on a party bus with a bunch of bachelorettes.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

OMG she looks GORGEOUS

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

MY SCHOOL VANDERBILT JUST PULLED OFF THE GREATEST UPSET I'VE EVERY ROOTED FOR IN MY LIFETIME: VANDERBILT 40, NO. 1 ALABAMA 35. THANK YOU, DIEGO PAVIA. THANK YOU, CLARK LEA. THANK YOU, COMMODORES FOOTBALL TEAM. #ANCHORDOWN

[David S Ewing @DavidSEwing]

Nashville Fire Department retrieves the goalpost from the Cumberland River and it is being turned over to Vanderbilt where it will probably be cut up for fans for a donation for the SEC fine. @VandyAD @VandyFootball @NashvilleFD #Vanderbiltgoalpost #AnchorDown

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Procession to Calvary, by Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1564, 📸 by @shamnadoes

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Nick Saban 3 weeks ago:

"The only place you play in the SEC that's not hard to play is Vanderbilt.”

😬😬😬

[Christian D'Andrea @TrainIsland]

the sheer amount of bachelorette parties being inconvenienced by Vandy students marching the goalposts down Broadway. AMERICA'S TEAM

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"VANDY WE'RE FUCKING TURNT."

- Vanderbilt QB Diego Pavia.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Vandy played this as time expired on their massive upset of #1 Alabama 😂

[Devin Mesoraco @DMesoraco]

As the only person he @JoeyVotto follows on here, I speak for everyone by saying congratulations. Very few ball players have had the class, respect, and success that you did. I’ll retweet some thanks and well wishes for the next hour or two to fill his barren timeline with love.

[Gary Sharp @GarySharp_]

The last minor league game Willie Mays ever played was in Omaha. He was photographed at the Omaha airport picking up his ticket to join the Giants in New York.

[C. Trent Rosecrans @ctrent]

This is the greatest presser ever…. I’m so in awe that I can’t even find the right @DanHayesMLB joke to make…

[Votto De La Cruz @EvilJoeyVotto]

Seems good 😈

[Flatwater Free Press @flatwaterfreep]

Aliyah American Horse didn’t have much of an early childhood. But this proud Lakota woman has used those experiences to pen poems that challenge stereotypes and bring Native issues to the forefront. And she could be the next National Youth Poet Laureate. https://t.co/AqYcCJQzCz

[Women's Fund of Omaha | Bluesky: @womensfund @OmahaWomensFund]

Aliyah American Horse, 2023-24 Nebraska Youth Poet Laureate and opening performer at our 2023 #LeadTheChange event, has been named the 2024 Midwest Youth Poet Laureate and is now one of four finalists vying for the National Youth Poet Laureate title!!!👏

[United Methodist News @UMNS]

BREAKING NEWS: A group of more than 270 U.S. delegates has issued a statement listing their three legislative priorities for the rapidly approaching General Conference -- what many are calling "the 3 R's." https://t.co/PLpR2WhudR

[Brenna Greene @BrennaGreene_]

THREAD

Dan Monson's presser at the NCAA Tournament was an absolute heater today. Here's how it started:

Monson: "I don't have to answer anything I don't want to because I'm working for free today... Is it opening statement? Is that it? What else do we got going?"

Moderator: "I think you nailed it coach."

[Stephanie Ahlschwede @revstephanie]

Super stoked to see these 2 in person - and @JimDayTV was just so close I could have hollered at him. It my husband made me stop 😂❤️

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The Reds lost but Noelvi Marte stealing third as the front end of a double steal down one in the ninth in his first MLB action ever was insane