mousehunter

take his ass back to jail, sheriff. he’s too damn dumb to be free 🏴

[mousehunter @revswansonbible]

U Herd A Da Wolf On Sheep Clothing.? I’m Da Sheep In Wolf Clthing

[mousehunter @revswansonbible]

So what are we, some kind of The King of Queens?

[mousehunter @revswansonbible]

My Children Were Crushed to Death at the Dolly Parton Stampede and All I Got Was This Dumb T-shirt

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!)

Receipts:
https://t.co/YbS3A8fz5p

[mousehunter @revswansonbible]

@awtisym You may have a really low vitamin deficiency. I’d check it checked and start taking multivitamins

[mousehunter @revswansonbible]

@sethsfilmreview Stalker

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

I'm putting together a team

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Going to a job interview when you’re bald is wild like yeah I wanna work here oh and btw here’s my scalp

[mousehunter @revswansonbible]

Jelly roll has a public drug relapse but it’s not drugs it’s actually donuts and he dies from cardiac arrest a month later

[mousehunter @revswansonbible]

@MTeresaEtruscan @Culture_Crit You do realize all these gray designs in the modern era are being chosen and carried out voluntarily by giant capitalist corporations? You really gonna look at a bland McDonalds design and blame it on communism? Straight up delusional

[mousehunter @revswansonbible]

@estousoaver96 @keepDfamilyaway You got garbage taste in movies

[mousehunter @revswansonbible]

I think that giving @TheOmniLiberal a black eye, wedgie and swirly n maybe making him cry would probably give me something close to an almost sexual sense of satisfaction and amusement but I’m like not really that into that sorta thing. I’m not a cruel person

[mousehunter @revswansonbible]

Turns out that if you say my heart goes out to you before doing a nazi salute, it’s like you didn’t do a nazi salute

[mousehunter @revswansonbible]

Painkiller by priest is better and heavier than anything Metallica or the rest of the big 4 have done in any of their careers and it’s what I’d call a hands down situation

[heartthrobb @Melamamii]

Books that don’t fuckin count
- 48 laws of power
- subtle art of not giving a fuck
- rich dad poor dad

[alyssa 🦭 @mistapussy]

auwowuaowauwoauwaw

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

Jerry: I'm in Nosferatu's thrall.
George: You're in his thrall?
Jerry: I'm in his thrall!
George: Get out of his thrall.
Jerry: You can't get out of a thrall. That's the thing with a thrall! You're never through with the thrall!
KRAMER BARGES IN
Kramer: Well, I got the plague!

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

nosferatu (2024)

[Jone @windbreakergod]

Saw a guy with a visible boner through his very tight ribbed skinny jeans drop his phone, reach down to pick it up, audibly fart, and then his hat fell off his head revealing he was bald