mike west

Just hangin around to see what happens next.

[Rocksmith+ @rocksmithplus]

Bass is coming to RS! We're giving away our 8/14 Bass DLC, artist songs packs, & sweet bass swag from @ErnieBall - Retweet to enter!! Rules:

[mike west @revtime]

@PennTellerFans Penn looks normal size next to Shaq. Teller looks like a midget.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Me, voicing my atheist views won't change opinion either way. But it may give people the courage to voice what they always knew deep down.

[mike west @revtime]

@pennjillette don,t you ever sleep?

[mike west @revtime]

Goodnight

[mike west @revtime]

My twitter is broken

[mike west @revtime]

Going to walmart to buy a ski mask, duct tape, stun gun, and lube. Just to see the looks I get.

[mike west @revtime]

@rickygervais
You need a bigger TV.

[mike west @revtime]

Hot tip, dont work with a bunch of idiots. The swirling vortex of stupidity will suck the intelligence right out of you.

[mike west @revtime]

@rickygervais why do people follow you if they dont get you? I,m Trying to understand the logic.

[mike west @revtime]

Waiting on the shop to fix my Mustang. This is way boring.
Maybe I could start a fight?

[mike west @revtime]

Touchpad hacked to run android. Sweet

[mike west @revtime]

I dont know why my fluffy gf gets mad when I sing whole lotta rosie while having sex. I thrust at all the appropriate points in the song.

[mike west @revtime]

Beat this beard bitches. http://t.co/T6mdLqhu

[mike west @revtime]

Shannon Doherty is hot in infomercials. Did she always have that Letterman gap in her teeth?

[mike west @revtime]

@Royxcx I would freeze it into spears. Or short ice shanks.

[mike west @revtime]

Does the fact that I have 2 android phones so I have a backup while one is charging make me super geeky?

[mike west @revtime]

Time crunch? Ask the NFL, they can make 60 minutes last 3 hours.

[mike west @revtime]

@SethMacFarlane domed housing or doomed housing?

[mike west @revtime]

Does anyone else have to physically hang on to the bowl while taking a shit or is it just me?