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My tweets are not so much meaningful and simplistically worded as they are meaningless and confusingly worded.

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I'm a strong believer that every piece of Torah can be made into 70 different puns. #ShivimPunimLaTorah.

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They're "not" accepted. I see what you did there, quotation marks. I guess I "won't" be paying with AmEx! Wink wink.

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If I ever open a small grocery store in Israel, it will be named the "WhatchaMakolet".

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Why is the logo for Israel tourism 2 Meraglim carrying giant grapes. Wasn't that like the worst trip to Israel ever?

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🎶"Chait HaMeraglim Lifnei Hakallah."🎶 #misheardlyrics #Shlach

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Many people don't realize- the way @maroon5 knew all those weddings were going on in the "Sugar" music video was because of @SimchaSpot

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Chris Christie-level traffic on the GWB right now... Uggh

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@OhHeyItsLaurie well, there goes that theory!

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@JasonSalamon @FoShore_Ry Best waker upper in Netiv Madrich history. (Eli with the close 2nd) #wakeywakey

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@123ezstreet @KivNaiman "I can accept failure. I can't accept not trying". -MJ @Jumpman23

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Yom HaAtzmaut is a day of happiness, so we have the custom to say an elongated Pesukei Dezimrah at Shacharit?!?!? What am I missing here?

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So far in the #NBAPlayoffs the higher seeds are 9-0 against the lower seeds. (Excluding 4/5 match ups). Just another reason I hate the NBA.

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ABC commentators are arguing over whether or not it's a good thing that the refs make bad calls. Thanks for reminding me why I hate the NBA!

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We have to make sure certain words DON'T get transliterated from Hebrew, if they have different meanings in English. Looking at you, מנגינה.

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@Halachipedia my Dvekus level got me carried away- but what's the Halacha in this case?!?!

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Instructions not clear. Accidentally counted all 49 days of Omer last night. What do I do now? @Halachipedia help!

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#TheVoice is on in my house right now. Which means it's either Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or sometimes Sunday....

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@Halachipedia thank you that answers all of my questions #hayomshaloshmayotarbaimvshmonayamimlaomer

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@Halachipedia There's a Chassidishe minhag to never stop counting. Ever.

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@Halachipedia What do I do if I've already lost count of Sefirah? #streakended

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Teachers often forget to bring in our graded tests from their homes.But why dont they ever forget to bring in tests on the day we take them?