Gram Barley

When it comes to measuring a man's success don't count money count happiness

[Gram Barley @rexbarlez]

New lineup for MOTD announced...

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@SkySportsDarts this reaction from Gerwyn Price is not OK and is deeply inappropriate

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@VictoriaCoren not only did the Roadrunners lose tonight's contest, they also incorrectly stated Ebenezer Howard started the Garden City movement with Welwyn. He actually started in with Letchworth years earlier. I have no idea if he was as much as a pedant as I am!

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Never understood why commentators describe misplaced passes as 'collectors' items'. Who enjoys misplaced passes so much that they'd want to create a collection of them?

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I'm so very sad, I just can't get my head round it. He bamboozled with his bowling, he inspired, he entertained. I'll miss you Shane Warne. Rest in peace

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@bushontheradio Anyone in the entire football worldover the age of 6 who refers to Ronaldo as CR7

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Peter Drury, please stop referring to Ronaldo as CR7, you're better than that

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Just watched episode 6 of #SquidGame I'm utterly destroyed

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@christweets washing up just got a whole lot easier accompanied by Bucks Fizz. Thanks to you and Tom!

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Has anyone actually stopped to think what will happen if it comes home? Have we got enough food in?

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Having never watched England in a major final before, I have no precedent to dictate when is the right time to start drinking. This is all very confusing...

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So, not only have England made the final of a major tournament for the first time in 55 years, today is also bin day! What a time to be alive!

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My new idea for football punditry, rather than ex players passing judgement on referee's performances, get ex referees to offer critique on players. Join us after the break for Howard Webb's analysis of what's going wrong with Spain's midfield

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@AuntyLush What a gent!

[Jamie @jami0mckay]

What you wear when you hear the bin lorry coming at 6:20 am and have to run downstairs to put the bins out

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@IanTichell Why didn't I think of that? 😁

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I'm looking to cast a drunk auntie at a wedding and @ThisisDavina Mccall isn't available, any suggestions?

[Cash Converters UK @cash_converters]

Deals so good you'll fall in love ❤️

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[Gram Barley @rexbarlez]

Almost every problem with politics and social injustice in the UK can be linked back to the public school system. It's time for this archaic and elitist system to be consigned to the bin for good

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Just realised from @kschmeichel1 interview that Peter Schmeichel is a granddad. I feel so old!