Rex Ryan

politics junkie and all-round musician; queer green-left #auspol #bringthemhere

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which instrument do i buy next? #musicianproblems

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to the people lauding joe biden as a newfound king, i think they’re forgetting the little incident where charles i was convicted of high treason and beheaded

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my semi-annual call for a life peerage for john rutter (WHO ONLY HAS A CBE FFS)

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a vermont undergrad in this burlington diner just exclaimed that, “i guess paris is like montréal?” and the SCREAM i SCREMT

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*extremely catholic tweet ahoy*
ave maris stella is the best gregorian chant

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@bchadwickfrance tbqh i make a distinction between meanings using pronunciation but now don’t remember my own rule

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i hate that i had to come up with a new classification system for my “bad” migraines 🙃

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continue to be utterly bewildered by christians who think their enemy is “atheists” or “atheism”; my brother in christ, it is quite literally hunger and poverty you absolute nonces

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@RealBrunie OMG YESSSSS

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50yo man on a dating app: “undecided about kids”

me: YOU ARE OUT OF TIME

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considering going feral 🧐

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@RealBrunie @bchadwickfrance @harryrd97 [it was revealed to me in a dream]

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@LRJbrun wait, do americans do this???

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@danwaterfield look, i’m going to need warning if you’re just going to strategically trigger me like this

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@RealBrunie @bchadwickfrance 🤣🤣🤣 i reiterate! you knew what you were doing!

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@danwaterfield i’ve had such trouble sticking to a book since my mid-20s; as a teen, i could easily whip through 100 - 300 pages a day, so i admire/am fascinated by those who still go through hefty chunks of reading regularly

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@RealBrunie you knew what you were doing! and @bchadwickfrance hadn’t already exclaimed at you!

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@RealBrunie brunie!

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shoutout to the therapist who very kindly offered to send me to conversion therapy 🙃

[trash jones @jzux]

has a therapist ever said something so wack to you that it gave you the ick and you had to fire them

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@RealBrunie @danwaterfield this is like if dan asked if he looks like he drinks river water