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follow me if you want to live

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Didn’t notice the camera angle difference that kind of ruined it, don’t worry, I updated it

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@addigrayy @lolTrendi I read the first letter of every word just incase he was a secret prisoner of war leaving us a hidden message

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“I built a bunch of wells in Africa, gave people eye care when they needed it, gave houses to my employees; I can’t possibly be a bad guy”- MrBeast to himself before sleep every night after watching yet another mental break during his Bumfights ass videos.

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So Moral Licensing is when you use “banked” good deeds subconsciously as an excuse to act like a total piece of shit. “I’m not racist I voted for Obama”. “I’m not psychologically torturing people for fun and self profit, I gave them half a million dollars!”

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I put two people who had never met before in a room and gave them $500,000 if they stayed for 100 days!

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@LarrythetrapLrd @lolTrendi Live look at me waking up tomorrow.

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@parsazx So that’s fine but @WellsFargo wouldn’t let me get this as my card.

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@chefwangz Just thought you should be more cognizant of my nut allergy.

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@Twint_Val Ah I thought that was free

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Anyone know what this stuff does?

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@JTayy_ Josh in the lab creating strats https://t.co/KQnU40NogZ

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@ScrewFaceVAL Heard there’s some fire bbq places around there if that’s your thing.

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@Ceilidhann Grave of the fire flies.

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@HeisenVK The brothers kamarazov is really good imo.

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I think I’m going to get this tattooed on myself. “Life isn’t just smooth jazz and homework; sometimes there is anaphylaxis”

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To add more context about myself: I also have an epipen, so my life isn’t just smooth jazz and homework, sometimes there is also anaphylaxis.

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@chefwangz @Zellsis Both, because it takes two to tango. #bottomsworkhardtoo

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@LarrythetrapLrd @chucke_chees Lmao that’s Conker

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@chucke_chees @LarrythetrapLrd The realest one/

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Conversation topics from the two old ladies sitting next to me at Perkins: Bringing back Adam Theilen to the Vikings, Somali Pirates(just broadly acknowledging they exist), is 1lb of butter(?) too much for a pan of lemon bars?, are they too old to watch tv?(very existential)

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Me

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

They gayest deadlift you will ever experience:

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Got mistaken for a gay man today at the gym, so that just instantly made my week so much better.